Trace amounts of Monica in my life
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Trace amounts of Monica in my life
A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life
My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

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"humans are space orcs" this and "humans are the jack-of-all-trades race" that and "humans are the ones with a reputation for trying to fuck everything" and etc but you know what I don't see too often?
humans are the moms
compared to other species on earth, humans have a really outsized "protect baby" instinct. you give a human a thing and tell them it's actually a baby thing and many humans will suddenly develop a complete and total aversion to harming it, even if it's like, a writhing mass of slimy tentacles in no way reminiscent of human infants
cats domesticated us by figuring out that they could leave their kittens with us when they went out hunting and come back and probably still have the same number as before they left. there is a decent chance that wolves did the same thing
word gets around the less parenting-inclined species and they're just like, are you doing a long haul space voyage? going to have to lay some eggs in the course of the trip? take a few humans with you. yeah they'll just start training the young and keeping from them climbing into the machinery themselves you don't even have to find specialists. I know a guy who budded unexpectedly on a freight hauler halfway through a four year trip, and not only did the humans not eat his spawn, they set up this thing called "babysitting" where they'd take turns monitoring its survival and helping to teach it basic skills
hazard is that if you're going anywhere with xenofauna, you have higher than normal odds of the humans trying to smuggle some weird creature aboard ship, though. you gotta watch 'em. on their own homeworld their officials have to put up goddamn signs telling them not to feed dangerous wildlife or try to touch the babies. most of 'em do understand the regulations and about potential bio hazards but there always seems to be at least one that loses their goddamn minds because some avian chick got caught in a mudslide or something
"You've got to be exaggerating. Why would they be like that?"
"Easy. You know how most civilized species lay eggs, and even the ones that don't will have young ones able to move around and fend for themselves within the day?"
"Yeah, obviously."
"Human newborns can't even lift their own heads. They require the full-time attention of as many adults as possible to make sure they survive to a self-sufficient age, much less adulthood."
"Whaaaaat. How long does that take?"
"Many years. And their planet has long years."
"What!"
"Yes. So their parenting instincts are overclocked for a reason. And sometimes that spills over onto other species. ...And by 'sometimes,' I mean all the dang time."
"Uh huh."
"So keep them away from the dangerous fauna, especially the little ones, and be prepared for them to get emotionally attached to the occasional inanimate object. Oh! And if you need to get their attention in a loud room, play a recording of one of their young making a distress sound. They hate that, and will want it to stop immediately."
"I am taking notes."
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Happy Pride!!!!! I knew I hHAD to do a SFA Pride Month drawing,, this series has been so incredible and so queer and I love it so much <3333
Timelapse and closeups under the cut vvv
The Danish training ship āGeorg Stageā (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021Ā
not the kind of gay ship Iām used to seeing on tumblr but cool
ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

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Oh lads we just started the third run of our falling asleep noises⦠itās dire.
Growing out a haircut is truly humbling.
If i were ten percent more shameless youād be choking on my selfies rn.
starting to complain about something and then realizing that you have the power to improve it
Their barbarous [just a guy]
My blessed [just a guy]

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happy month, fellow slurs.
You ever meet a creature that is just so shaped?
Come What May Challenge
Instead of writing something new for the @come-what-may-challenge prompts I sorta took it as a kick in the butt to work on some WIPs, and it's been working quite delightfully! Here's what's been cooking:
Part two! (continuing to chug along on ye olde WIP)
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And by the end of the conversation, Gunnyād mostly talked himself into the job. That if the Corps was gonna keep him, thisād be the way to do it. He just wasnāt quite sure he wanted to be kept. If he was still enlisted, he was back to square one. Keeping the mess hidden until he could escape for the occasional brief release. But maybe if he could keep Jason somehow, it could be worth it.
orbit
Where itād seemed like everything was starting to pull together into a steady orbit, now he felt yanked in a hundred directions. Surprise and hurt and confusion and embarrassment. The whole time Jason had known Vic was military, and hadnāt said anything about himself? Should Vic have known? Could he have?
silver
There was a temptation to call the whole thingāthe job, the trial, Tinerāsomething like a miracle. Seeing him then had been an omen, but a good one, a silver lining to the whole affair. Proof that Vic was going the right way. The fact that theyād all coalesced into a single place should by rights make things easier. Both of them, well, presumably, interested in the same thing, running along the same tracks, with the same sword hanging over each of them.
smoke
And as the blood rushed back into his hands, the spiral of confused emotion didnāt, or not exactly. He felt flushed out, and god could he use a smoke... But at least there was distance now, the heaviness of limb and the sluggish pace of thought putting his anxieties at a remove.
static
Unfortunately, itās not like that feeling was particularly uncommon, especially lately. At least here, leaving JAG, it was easy to fall back on procedure, let Gunny drive. Respond politely to the colonel, confirm their meeting for next week, knock off a salute here and there as he headed back to the Bronco. But once heād pulled the door closed, it felt like heād slipped out of radio range, head filling with static.
music
He registered vaguely that the radio was on, stabbed the power button and the music cut out. It didnāt feel any quieter. With a growl he started the engine and pulled out of the lot.
[Maniacal bob belcher laughter] I did it I finished!!
Open
But his thoughts kept pulling back to that night, the next morning. The feeling of unfinished business. An open docket in the inbox.
Secret
By now it was routine, calling from the phone in the day room. And maybe heād gotten a little careless, but in the enlisted barracks you had to fake a degree of privacy even out in the open. Imagine it for yourself and tune out your fellow bachelors, to keep from going crazy. Plus itās not like he ever talked directly about anythingāhonestly the worst itād gotten was talking about the trial and that was no great secret.
Glass
Til...all this itād felt like Vic was in charge of it, but now...maybe he was on the other side of the glass. Maybe it had a hold on him.
Fire
Jasonās low chuckle was like the crackle of a hearthfire.
Window
So much for shutting the window on that heat (always pushing, this guy). Vic tried again.
Underground
The pull he felt to keep chatting, the thrill of getting to talk to him like this, even if they had to keep it wrapped up, underground, was powerful. But the receiver was solid in his hand. Hardwired to the day room, the barracks, the job, the UCMJ.
Feral
Jasonās eyes gleamed half-feral, pleased, āI promised I wouldnāt get you in troubleāā then he was dropping the phone back to the cradle and standing to attention. The ghost of the aching, perfect pantomime dancing in his eyes as the admiralās voice crackled over the intercom
Grace
By the time the morning light could grace the spare walls of Vicās regulation hovel, the dark of night had taken its toll.
Crimson
Vic swallowed hard, glanced furtively to the door, to the bullpen, by some miracle managed to keep his jaw from hanging open. Worried heād be blushing crimson by the time he was due in with the admiral.
Golden
Because without having to look at the guy all day long, with the karmic scales of his service once more balanced...heād be golden. Right?
Paper
But he just slid down to his biceps, squeezing appreciatively, āYou get these pushing paper?ā Jason managed, half-breathless, āIāve got hobbies.ā
Thread
The hiss of static across the line was roaring, no longer a yoke to the world, the reality that wanted to keep Vic from what he wanted. Suddenly it was a thread binding him to Jason, dragging him back into that warmth.
Quiet
Aside from the lack of light and a quiet sort of hunger, the first thing he really registered was that his back was cold. It sent a chill of, what, disappointment? through him. Putting him in mind of empty beds and lonely mornings.
Ruin
Drunk instead on this. The sweat disappearing into the collar of Jasonās shirt. The way his eyes tracked heavily across him, and always that grin. Several times Vic thought about ducking in to kiss him, but itād ruin the view.
Crooked
Tongues and hand slipping deep at the same time. That knuckle, crooked finger whatever, wide, insistent.
Honest
Jasonās head tipped, and after a momentās pause he murmured, āI know, I got a couple minutes, honestāAdmiralās still on line two. Would you?ā
Bone
He hung up and collapsed, not just bone tired, heavy, defeated. Mumbled into Vicās collar, āItās 11:35. I guess I gotta get going.ā
Silk
Tiner nodded and Harriet pulled the jumper aside a little further. It brought her back to high school, her stupider days. (There were more silk scarves in her past than were strictly fashion choices.) Not this bad maybe.
Unspoken
Keeping his reluctance unspoken, Vic said, āI better hang up.ā
I couldn't get "divulged" in there naturally enough and seeing as it was intended to be an either/or and I both'd every other time I'm giving myself a break lmao. Oh, I also did very much cheat and use words I'd already written >_>;; (I liked the words so much, probably because they were very my lexicon lol). Anyway I'm SO pleased I finally crossed this one off the WIP list!!! [proceeds to immediately load up a new WIP that wasn't a WIP because it was just in notes but NOW!!!]
Being misgendered as a pedestrian when youāre on a bike is SO INFURIATING.
I am a VEHICLE!!!! You are making the roads unsafe by acting in an unpredictable manner in this busy intersection I hate you!!
Pride merch started dropping awhile back and I have not stopped thinking about these socks. Like rainbow capitalism whateverāTHESE?
The only indication theyāre pride merch is under your foot??? Hidden in your shoe? Nothing says āprideā like āI hope no one knows my socks are gayā

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Is there an anonymous mail forwarding service. Like I wanna send physical gifts without doxing anyone.
Happy pride my photos app thinks Iām a brand new person since I cut my hair off.