Aiba

"Hey, that's not nice. Ryuki will hear you...sigh. I didn't raise you to be like this."

" OH are we suddenly incapable of looking in a mirror now? " aiba feigns shock before a dramatically loud sigh. " if ryuki is a perverted idiot then you are the embodiment of lust himself. "

"Oh I totally understand! Tama always try to steer me away from getting my work done with her dirty jokes."

" THAT is entirely what it is like working with date. the fact i have to even use that disgusting material as a means to get his attention to do his job baffles me! " she wouldn't admit out loud that it was amusing watching him freak out over imaginary magazines though.

"Yeah, I've heard. He and Tama are definitely going to get along for one thing."

" GET along . . . and get absolutely nothing worth of value done. date would get no work done if not for me. "

"There's nothing wrong with mine."

" THAT is quite true. there is nothing wrong with YOUR eye socket. date's on the other hand . . . "

"Oh, is that so~? I suppose I can concede to go hassle Boss for a bit~" Then again, what if this was Aiba's way to win? No - it didn't matter! She needed to see with her own ai-ball! Maybe take blackmail photos~ Huhuhu.

IT worked! her stupid plan worked! wait-- of course it worked! why wouldn't her idea work? clearly it was a brilliant plan given she now won the screaming match. hah! take that tama! aiba for the win! " victory! "

"I had not considered Date's porn magazines." He's not foolish enough to touch Tama's things. That's insta-death. "Please forgive me, Aiba-sama-onee-chan."

" SO long as you do not do it again i will forgive you. " aiba couldn't stay mad at this cute lil fellow especially when he referred to her like that. " but yes. let us do away with date's porn stash and place your figures there. he does not need it anyways. " his 'husbandry' pictures could honestly be tossed out for all aiba cared. truly was an annoyance on her part.