lost in the deep blue sea

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LMFAOOOOO

I hate people who are mean for no reason. Like it’s unnecessary and we learned manners in kindergarten. It takes nothing to just use your brain and understand another perspective

We live in a society and you do have to interact with others, like I think the “you don’t owe anybody anything” mindset is so harmful 💔💔💔💔

Obviously have boundaries and all that, but remember to be kind and aware of the people around you ☝️

You know, Babs, it is my duty to insure everyone is scrubbing their Brian correctly. So, “SMB”, you ask me, “How do I know if I’m scrubbing my Brian correctly?” Well, I says it’s your lucky day.

My tried and true methods are as follows:

Get that man a sugar scrub. If you have one, he’s using it. Get him his own. He likes his princess treatment after his, uh, jobs? (I’m no sleuth anon, I’m here to tell you how to scrub right.)

A back scrubber works wonders. He’s got a sore back from his handyman jobs (?) and carrying the weight of all that handsomeness. Your man needs a good scrub.

A handjob.

Thank you for hearing this. I sure hope you will scrub your Brian’s right. This is Scrubbing My Brian Anon (SMB A) signing oaut.

PSAAAAA

Drabble :p

EJ but he grew up catholic, and has kept praying all these years. Even after he was turned into something inhuman, he still believes it to be god’s will.

His guilt eats him alive every time he sees you walk by, and his mouths drools from the smell of your blood alone.

He kneels down every night, and prays with your name at the tip of his tongue.

He begs for god to forgive him, even as he is deep inside of you, biting at your shoulder and crying into your skin; thrusting and thrusting until you see stars behind your eyes.