we've got tonight;

What if I make you brownies? Look dude, I’m a Church girl. You ain’t no God. 

You'll have to do something better than that. Chillax sista, don't go all cray on me now.

Yeah i got that. Well we’ll see what happens. But thanks. Thank you Kyle. That’s really nice of you. Really. I appreciate it.

Nothing to thank for, pretty face. Just doing my job as cool uncle, hah.

I’ll persuade you, I got your brother to carry me to the bathroom once. It was awesome. Why would I let you touch my butt? It’s holy and should never be touched. 

You better high up your game, Q. Poor Logan. 'Cause I'm awesome and pretty much like God so I should be able to touch it.

Say it, you know you want to. I’ll call you King Fabulous again. But yeah, you’re right. Plus, my butt is pretty awesome. 

No, never. Yeah, it looks really great. Too bad you won't let me touch it.

Well I’m hoping he doesn’t. But I know. I try not to but in the moment when I just needed reassurance “I can’t do this” wasn’t very comforting.  But um… I’m keeping it. Abortion isn’t even an option and this is the result of my irresponsibility so I’m taking responsibility now. So yeah… i’m getting ready for my baby.

As I said, he's sorta an ass sometimes. Also he freaked, not the best moment but well, I guess pressure got to him. Oh, that's great. That you're gonna take responsability and such with the baby. Y'know if you need anything you can ask, after all you're carrying my nephew or niece.

You spelled ‘Quinn Fabray rocks my socks’ wrong. I suppose I’ve just learnt how to ignore your comments on my butt. 

Nice joke. You love those comments though, they boost up your ego.

Yeah we finally talked about it. I didn’t think he would want to but he said he wants to. So.. yeah. I mean I was really scared that I really would have to do it on my own.

Logan's an ass a lot of times, but he wouldn't bail out of something like this. Or of you, 'cause then I'd have hit him. Just uh, don't take it to heart if he freaks out or something 'cause he already has Aria and well, it must be hard. Okay personal question, what are ya gonna do about the baby?

Don’t you mean your natural annoyance? It’s alright, dude. Just don’t expect me to be nice a lot, I’ve been moodier than usual lately. 

You spelled charm wrong. I'm alraedy astonished 'cause you're never nice to me, so it's an interesting new approach.

Damn it, you Evans are getting too good for me. I guess you are kinda smart.

It's our natural charm. Thank you, thank you Q.

Oh. Yeah duh. He’s your brother. Of course he would tell you. But um… yes. I am.

Did he talk to you at all 'bout it? 'Cause he was freaking out and I told him that he should be there for you and all of that.

I’m going to pretend I didn’t just smile at that.

Can't pretend you don't like me.

… how do you know?

Logan. Had to make sure y'know, he was freaking out about it and stuff.

i thought we discussed this? I’m brains and you’re beauty. 

But dude I'm also smart. And you're pretty, sh.

Well then I’ll have to try it sometime haha Ok sure. Shoot.

You totally should. Sooo uh, this is awkward to ask but, uh are you pregnant?

No one is smarter than me, Kyle. Certainly not you or your brother.

Jealousy doesn't look good on ya blondie. Logan and I are smarter, shhh. And I'm hotter. 

So.. how was it?

Really great, my butt's like new. Soooo.. I've got a question for ya.

Damn it, Evans. You caught onto my master plan of ass slapping, now I need new tactics. 

I'm smarter than you.