the best love language is being irritating

hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

covid 19 just stop like for real stop it

Sir please thats my emotional support stack of books that i havent read

internal struggle

I am a shadow, the true self.

I am thou, thou art I.

There was never a snake in your boot…you just wanted something interesting to talk about. You’re so positively bored with your life. The truth is…you hate being Andy’s toy….

No… stop saying that… You’re not me!

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

Wow…,,,,,, you don’t like pop music??..,. Wow,… That really..,,,,,,.,, makes you so so very intelligent….. You are the elite individuals in our generation.,,,.,, you truly are unique.,,,,,

damn….squidwards nose…thick…