just me, her & the moon

I hate when i’m at home relaxing & I can see shadow people at the corner of my eye & I turn around & they just disappear like either help pay rent or move out already fucking freeloaders.

1d album leak nights were literally the best nights of my entire life and i will never forget them like stanning 1d in their golden days was the best time of my life i had the best time of my life the bes t ti

u know where you’re in bed on your phone with ur titties out …love that

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.”