i dont mind giving out b00tleg links but the way literally every time someone asks me all i do is google ‘watch x online free’ and find one. they really are not teaching the kids how to steal these days </3

i dont want to pandemic

i want be held by women

the spotify wrapped needs to adjust for mental breakdowns. if i played a song 300 times in 1 day and then NEVER again it should not qualify for my top song of the year 🙄 

pretty boy (derogatory)

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

Yes I believe in astrology. No I don’t believe in astrology.

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

“why are u so shy?” relax i just met you 2 years ago