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@italy-offical
The nonna council took over the country, they are giving everyone food and ordering their husbands to teach every child traditional card games. They don't play when it's time to give everyone a home or their rights, but they are pretty sweet.
We're considering to keep them permanently.
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#2 Contries tag game
Do this picrew and share your results!
also ain't this so cute?
I think mine is very cute
im sorry @italy-offical i said italium instead of italian
I'm changing the name of the language to italium now, more badass and closer to our roots in my opinion
(bring back the Roman empire)
Where all my country officals at 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I wanna follow y'all 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
@england-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @france-offical @ohio-offical @north-carolina-offical @india-official @britain-offical @ireland-offical @wales-offical @poland-offical @australia-offical @brazil-offical @czechia-offical @denmark-offical @germany-official @greece-offical @italy-offical @norway-offical @sweden-offical @texas-offical
there is probably more, there are also quite a few US states, but I think you guys know more about that than me
Country and language officals!!!
I am disappointed in you. Why is there so few fun things happening here?
Go create some gossip and discourse!
Go start a war or bully France!
Do something!
There is so much potential!
@poland-offical @czechia-offical (hey can u tag any countries i forgot?) @france-offical @germany-official @sweden-offical @netherlands-offical @britain-offical (does @burning-britain-official count as well?) @brazil-offical @usa-offical @palestine-offical @norway-offical @german-offical @french-offical
are there more country officals?
@denmark-official @america-offical @italy-offical @south-africa-offical @canada-offical @new-zealand-offical @russia-offical @australia-offical
(I keep a list :) )
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@italy-offical
<=[ : ^ )
hiiii
Hello :D
Dearest friends, enemies, and anything between and beyond,
The time has come to celebrate the most wonderful occasion anyone could ever witness. This will be the wedding of the century, to bind the once-separated but forever meant to be. And so, it is with great respect and honour that we invite you to this event of love, hoping you will accept.
Come join us on the 9th of April to witness the most beautiful ceremony in the existence of the entirety of the universe.
— Czechia (and Slovakia)
(To RSVP, please just reblog saying so, thank you! Anyone not on the invite list is also welcome to join)
I hope I can be there!!
@neutral-offical @normal-offical @iron-offical @rain-offical @tv-host-offical @nurse-offical @penny-offical @astronaut-offical @arsenic-offical @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @sapphic-offical @united-states-offical @autism-offical @communism-offical @god-offical @frog-offical @potassium-offical @king-offical @time-offical @microwave-offical @britain-offical @grim-reaper-offical @waffles-offical @man-offical @white-boy-offical @argon-offical @chili-offical @da-police-offical @america-offical @offical-offical @gay-offical @testosterone-offical @evil-apple-offical @yellow-crayon-offical @spotify-offical @constellations-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @ao3-offical @the-archangel-gabriel-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @cal-gras-delusion-offical @no-one-offical @trans-cousin-offical @nothing-offical @bubble-offical @sleep-offical @paranoia-offical @salmon-offical @tangerine-offical @drumsticks-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical
thank you all for gathering here today. please do not panic
@false-news-offical @quiet-girl-offical @queer-offical @breadcrumb-offical @7-eleven-offical @gay-squid-offical @heart-offical @de-activated-offical @bra1n-offical @lesbian-offical @aroace-offical @asexual-offical @awesome-sauce-offical @cat-offical @italy-offical @plague-doctor-offical @mcdonalds-offical @not-offical-offical @rocket-surgeon-offical @satans-fan-offical @adhd-offical @the-cheese-offical @amnesia-offical @villain-offical @mike-wheeler-offical @will-byers-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @dustin-henderson-offical @cat-that-ignored-you-offical @tagging-officals-offical @lemonade-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @james-offical @journalism-offical @polls-offical @offical-wikipedia @moth-offical @sprite-offical @pepsi-offical @cr0w-offical @bug-offical @costco-offical @mean-girl-offical @sketchy-doctor-offical @doctor-offical @evilpineapple-offical @jinshis-frog-offical @nurse-offical @rouxls-kaard-offical @bill-cipher-offical @jeff-offical
Hello? What is happening?
Ahem ahem
Should the Officalverse be leaderless
Yes
YES YES ABSOLUTELY I WANT IT TO BE LEADERLESS FOREVER FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
No
HELL NO!!!!! THE OFFICALVERSE SHOULD HAVE A LEADER FOREVER
Neutral option for my neutrallings
idgaf
wtf is an officalverse???
This is just an experiment but do be honest
The concept of some people deciding for the majority will always be inherently oppressive
@7-eleven-offical @chickfila-official @neurobiology-offical @the-grim-reaper-offical @god-the-offical @cricketz-offical @czechia-offical @italy-offical
(only tagging the ones I interact/ have interacted w, sorry if I missed any I am forgetful asf)
Also
@do-not-u-dare @wammipammi
Voting for Department of Food!
The two applicants are @slovakia-offical and @coffee-shop-offical
Your vote?
slovakia-offical
coffee-shop-offical
The rules are simple: there are none. Do anything to make sure you win, if you wish!
(In the case of coffee-shop-offical winning, the department will be renamed to the Department of Food and Drugs based upon their application)
If Slovakia doesn’t win, she’s becoming Empress if she wishes. Not to take sides or anything…
Wowww real unbiased here Czechia /silly
Anyway tagging my general Taglist + couple other moots who I think wouldnt mind me tagging them
VOTE FOR ME OK 🔫
idk diya…i love czechia, it’s a beautiful country. maybe i should listen to it💔
I'm literally your daughter. You're not going to support my dreams mama??
oh my god is this about food? where is @italy-offical and why doesn’t it exist??????????? italy would win this battle
(i’m not creating it)
SOMEONE TAGGED ME, WHOS TALKING ABOUT FOOD?????
[ooc: um hi been a while since I posted...]
CHE BELLO ESISTI ALLORA. anw, i’m not understanding either. @coffee-shop-offical explain what’s happening 💔
@italy-offical uhh were running for Czechia's government. For department of food & drugs.
Oh! Cool! Why was I summoned..?
Because my mother @evil-era is Italian and (mistakenly) thinking your cuisine is the best thinks you should run
Well I take pride in my cuisine so I believe I should then
...or you could just vote for me. Please? And run for your own department? You could realistically open a department of Italian tbh I don't the Czechia cares at all
Wait I'm intrigued what would it be about
Anything you want ig JS DONT RUN AGAINST ME
( edit: used the wrong blog for this reblog ignore that )
Man if it's for Czechia I don't know what I would be of use for... Tho I could give your rations of Italian cuisine to enrich your menu (especially sweets!!) (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
It would be very funny if you ran as a third opponent, to be honest…
It would be funny...
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Voting for Department of Food!
The two applicants are @slovakia-offical and @coffee-shop-offical
Your vote?
slovakia-offical
coffee-shop-offical
The rules are simple: there are none. Do anything to make sure you win, if you wish!
(In the case of coffee-shop-offical winning, the department will be renamed to the Department of Food and Drugs based upon their application)
If Slovakia doesn’t win, she’s becoming Empress if she wishes. Not to take sides or anything…
Wowww real unbiased here Czechia /silly
Anyway tagging my general Taglist + couple other moots who I think wouldnt mind me tagging them
VOTE FOR ME OK 🔫
idk diya…i love czechia, it’s a beautiful country. maybe i should listen to it💔
I'm literally your daughter. You're not going to support my dreams mama??
oh my god is this about food? where is @italy-offical and why doesn’t it exist??????????? italy would win this battle
(i’m not creating it)
SOMEONE TAGGED ME, WHOS TALKING ABOUT FOOD?????
[ooc: um hi been a while since I posted...]
CHE BELLO ESISTI ALLORA. anw, i’m not understanding either. @coffee-shop-offical explain what’s happening 💔
@italy-offical uhh were running for Czechia's government. For department of food & drugs.
Oh! Cool! Why was I summoned..?
Because my mother @evil-era is Italian and (mistakenly) thinking your cuisine is the best thinks you should run
Well I take pride in my cuisine so I believe I should then
...or you could just vote for me. Please? And run for your own department? You could realistically open a department of Italian tbh I don't the Czechia cares at all
Wait I'm intrigued what would it be about
Anything you want ig JS DONT RUN AGAINST ME
( edit: used the wrong blog for this reblog ignore that )
Man if it's for Czechia I don't know what I would be of use for... Tho I could give your rations of Italian cuisine to enrich your menu (especially sweets!!) (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Voting for Department of Food!
The two applicants are @slovakia-offical and @coffee-shop-offical
Your vote?
slovakia-offical
coffee-shop-offical
The rules are simple: there are none. Do anything to make sure you win, if you wish!
(In the case of coffee-shop-offical winning, the department will be renamed to the Department of Food and Drugs based upon their application)
If Slovakia doesn’t win, she’s becoming Empress if she wishes. Not to take sides or anything…
Wowww real unbiased here Czechia /silly
Anyway tagging my general Taglist + couple other moots who I think wouldnt mind me tagging them
VOTE FOR ME OK 🔫
idk diya…i love czechia, it’s a beautiful country. maybe i should listen to it💔
I'm literally your daughter. You're not going to support my dreams mama??
oh my god is this about food? where is @italy-offical and why doesn’t it exist??????????? italy would win this battle
(i’m not creating it)
SOMEONE TAGGED ME, WHOS TALKING ABOUT FOOD?????
[ooc: um hi been a while since I posted...]
CHE BELLO ESISTI ALLORA. anw, i’m not understanding either. @coffee-shop-offical explain what’s happening 💔
SIII AHAJJAAHAJA, yeah me neither could someone explain..?
praticamente sia diya ( @coffee-shop-offical ) sia la slovacchia vogliono lavorare nel dipartimento dell’alimentazione (ig?). quindi devi votare uno dei due. ma io credo che nessuno dei due candidati è opportuno 💔perché a diya non piace la pasta (i hope you translate this, daughter) e odia altri cibi italiani e la slovacchia…non so. troppo biased perché ha detto la repubblica ceca che la ama visto che prima erano un unico stato ig. però questo l’ho capito solo ora, semplicemente non capivo come queste opzioni potessero rappresentare il dipartimento dell’alimentazione 👍
I FUCKINF LOVE PASTA DONT LIE TO @italy-offical I JUST DIDN'T LIKE THE PASTA WITCH FLOODING MY WHOLE DASH W IT
Wait... The food department is for Czechia? My stupid mind understood it was like for the whole world bro...
Voting for Department of Food!
The two applicants are @slovakia-offical and @coffee-shop-offical
Your vote?
slovakia-offical
coffee-shop-offical
The rules are simple: there are none. Do anything to make sure you win, if you wish!
(In the case of coffee-shop-offical winning, the department will be renamed to the Department of Food and Drugs based upon their application)
If Slovakia doesn’t win, she’s becoming Empress if she wishes. Not to take sides or anything…
Wowww real unbiased here Czechia /silly
Anyway tagging my general Taglist + couple other moots who I think wouldnt mind me tagging them
VOTE FOR ME OK 🔫
idk diya…i love czechia, it’s a beautiful country. maybe i should listen to it💔
I'm literally your daughter. You're not going to support my dreams mama??
oh my god is this about food? where is @italy-offical and why doesn’t it exist??????????? italy would win this battle
(i’m not creating it)
SOMEONE TAGGED ME, WHOS TALKING ABOUT FOOD?????
[ooc: um hi been a while since I posted...]
CHE BELLO ESISTI ALLORA. anw, i’m not understanding either. @coffee-shop-offical explain what’s happening 💔
SIII AHAJJAAHAJA, yeah me neither could someone explain..?
praticamente sia diya ( @coffee-shop-offical ) sia la slovacchia vogliono lavorare nel dipartimento dell’alimentazione (ig?). quindi devi votare uno dei due. ma io credo che nessuno dei due candidati è opportuno 💔perché a diya non piace la pasta (i hope you translate this, daughter) e odia altri cibi italiani e la slovacchia…non so. troppo biased perché ha detto la repubblica ceca che la ama visto che prima erano un unico stato ig. però questo l’ho capito solo ora, semplicemente non capivo come queste opzioni potessero rappresentare il dipartimento dell’alimentazione 👍
Ok.. vedrò che fare (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Voting for Department of Food!
The two applicants are @slovakia-offical and @coffee-shop-offical
Your vote?
slovakia-offical
coffee-shop-offical
The rules are simple: there are none. Do anything to make sure you win, if you wish!
(In the case of coffee-shop-offical winning, the department will be renamed to the Department of Food and Drugs based upon their application)
If Slovakia doesn’t win, she’s becoming Empress if she wishes. Not to take sides or anything…
Wowww real unbiased here Czechia /silly
Anyway tagging my general Taglist + couple other moots who I think wouldnt mind me tagging them
VOTE FOR ME OK 🔫
idk diya…i love czechia, it’s a beautiful country. maybe i should listen to it💔
I'm literally your daughter. You're not going to support my dreams mama??
oh my god is this about food? where is @italy-offical and why doesn’t it exist??????????? italy would win this battle
(i’m not creating it)
SOMEONE TAGGED ME, WHOS TALKING ABOUT FOOD?????
[ooc: um hi been a while since I posted...]
CHE BELLO ESISTI ALLORA. anw, i’m not understanding either. @coffee-shop-offical explain what’s happening 💔
@italy-offical uhh were running for Czechia's government. For department of food & drugs.
Oh! Cool! Why was I summoned..?
Because my mother @evil-era is Italian and (mistakenly) thinking your cuisine is the best thinks you should run
Well I take pride in my cuisine so I believe I should then
...or you could just vote for me. Please? And run for your own department? You could realistically open a department of Italian tbh I don't the Czechia cares at all
Wait I'm intrigued what would it be about
Voting for Department of Food!
The two applicants are @slovakia-offical and @coffee-shop-offical
Your vote?
slovakia-offical
coffee-shop-offical
The rules are simple: there are none. Do anything to make sure you win, if you wish!
(In the case of coffee-shop-offical winning, the department will be renamed to the Department of Food and Drugs based upon their application)
If Slovakia doesn’t win, she’s becoming Empress if she wishes. Not to take sides or anything…
Wowww real unbiased here Czechia /silly
Anyway tagging my general Taglist + couple other moots who I think wouldnt mind me tagging them
VOTE FOR ME OK 🔫
idk diya…i love czechia, it’s a beautiful country. maybe i should listen to it💔
I'm literally your daughter. You're not going to support my dreams mama??
oh my god is this about food? where is @italy-offical and why doesn’t it exist??????????? italy would win this battle
(i’m not creating it)
SOMEONE TAGGED ME, WHOS TALKING ABOUT FOOD?????
[ooc: um hi been a while since I posted...]
CHE BELLO ESISTI ALLORA. anw, i’m not understanding either. @coffee-shop-offical explain what’s happening 💔
@italy-offical uhh were running for Czechia's government. For department of food & drugs.
Oh! Cool! Why was I summoned..?
Because my mother @evil-era is Italian and (mistakenly) thinking your cuisine is the best thinks you should run
Well I take pride in my cuisine so I believe I should then
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Voting for Department of Food!
The two applicants are @slovakia-offical and @coffee-shop-offical
Your vote?
slovakia-offical
coffee-shop-offical
The rules are simple: there are none. Do anything to make sure you win, if you wish!
(In the case of coffee-shop-offical winning, the department will be renamed to the Department of Food and Drugs based upon their application)
If Slovakia doesn’t win, she’s becoming Empress if she wishes. Not to take sides or anything…
Wowww real unbiased here Czechia /silly
Anyway tagging my general Taglist + couple other moots who I think wouldnt mind me tagging them
VOTE FOR ME OK 🔫
idk diya…i love czechia, it’s a beautiful country. maybe i should listen to it💔
I'm literally your daughter. You're not going to support my dreams mama??
oh my god is this about food? where is @italy-offical and why doesn’t it exist??????????? italy would win this battle
(i’m not creating it)
SOMEONE TAGGED ME, WHOS TALKING ABOUT FOOD?????
[ooc: um hi been a while since I posted...]
CHE BELLO ESISTI ALLORA. anw, i’m not understanding either. @coffee-shop-offical explain what’s happening 💔
@italy-offical uhh were running for Czechia's government. For department of food & drugs.
Oh! Cool! Why was I summoned..?
Voting for Department of Food!
The two applicants are @slovakia-offical and @coffee-shop-offical
Your vote?
slovakia-offical
coffee-shop-offical
The rules are simple: there are none. Do anything to make sure you win, if you wish!
(In the case of coffee-shop-offical winning, the department will be renamed to the Department of Food and Drugs based upon their application)
If Slovakia doesn’t win, she’s becoming Empress if she wishes. Not to take sides or anything…
Wowww real unbiased here Czechia /silly
Anyway tagging my general Taglist + couple other moots who I think wouldnt mind me tagging them
VOTE FOR ME OK 🔫
idk diya…i love czechia, it’s a beautiful country. maybe i should listen to it💔
I'm literally your daughter. You're not going to support my dreams mama??
oh my god is this about food? where is @italy-offical and why doesn’t it exist??????????? italy would win this battle
(i’m not creating it)
SOMEONE TAGGED ME, WHOS TALKING ABOUT FOOD?????
[ooc: um hi been a while since I posted...]
CHE BELLO ESISTI ALLORA. anw, i’m not understanding either. @coffee-shop-offical explain what’s happening 💔
SIII AHAJJAAHAJA, yeah me neither could someone explain..?
