Times were ruff...

i KNOW ilya rozanov always has the fattest screen version of an iphone available with the biggest storage possible and i know he has his brightness all the way up at all hours of the day regardless of what hes doing on his phone and i know he plays reels out loud in semi-public areas and i know shane begs him to get a privacy screen

shane out and about on his own with their newborn on his chest in a baby carrier being fawned over and doted on by random women in his vicinity and they all say his wife is such a lucky woman and he replies “yes he is”

ilya loves that nobody knows the freak shit his proper and polite boyfriend-then-husband does with him he likes looking at shane sat at a group dinner table the picture of a young professional gentleman in his shirt and watch and perfectly practiced conversation holding and thinking about how nobody would ever know he begs for backshots and cries on ilyas cock

shane will actually give such rough feedback the players think he’s chirping when he’s actually dead serious

dont take anything i post as yuna slander except a little bit I think shes normal I think shanes feelings of anxiety around his sexuality + his mom as the Final Boss to accepting himself Is interesting And Weird . Why is that Shane .

i think the way yuna is kind of representing the power in shanes life that keeps him repressed into an identity that is both sexless, in the way that shane recieves no pleasure or intimacy or honesty, AND that forces him into a sexual role thats wrong and traumatizing for him is so interestinggggggg . He is both Sexless to her and Failing at being Properly Sexual. Like what the hell thats so weird . thats so strange .

he sees it as his responsibility to remain Sexless to her while its her job to manage his Public Facing Sexuality . Like theres just insane stuff there

my most controversial hr opinions is i think shane would actually be the fun parent and i also believe that it is not obvious to the general in universe public that ilya tops and shane bottoms

ilya would love telling their kids to stop being homophobic when they groan after he kisses shane