IT Fairy

Kung Fu Panda is for Gen Z what Shrek was for millennials.

"Soft times create weak men" If you can't do self improvement with access to things like "spare time" and "money", then you get to own that skill issue.

I kind of want to get a list of Foxhound operatives and a list of Megaman X bosses, sit someone down and see if they can tell which is which.

I was today years old when I learned that “vir” is Latin for “man” and the word for the two political alliances that reformed Rome from a republic into an empire were the first and second “three dudes”.

“Struggle bus” is entirely inadequate since a bus is too small and the ride is too short.

Next time you’re talking about an impossible task and you’re tempted to say “there’s no way in hell”, instead say there’s no way in whatever place you’re standing. There very likely is a way in hell, regardless of how probable, because hell has standardized measurements, inconvenient rules, and follows a set schedule regardless of feasibility. What else would you expect from a place full of HOAs and lifelong middle managers?

My girlfriend has been hanging out with strange new friends and today she started cackling that she started her cycle on “the solstice”. Now they’ve collected a lot of shiny rocks and have asked me not to leave my room until “the appointed hour”. What should I do?

The trailer for Final Fantasy XIV 8.0 comes out, showing the main character silently falling through a void, drawing the player in... ... and then Simple and Clean Remix starts playing in the background.