I can't believe this wasn't taken

Blocking does not have to be some big gesture. I block people for being assholes but I'm also willing to block someone for giving a dumb take about my fav character. I've blocked people because I was tired of seeing their posts in a tag I'm browsing. I've blocked people who had opinions I agreed with but they were an ass about it. I've blocked people simply because I didn't like their personality or the vibe they gave off.

What interests?

Curiosity about Slavic culture

Yugioh (some black people do enjoy this)

Digimon (again, some people with high amounts of melanin do enjoy this (i think))

Mega man (maybe a decent chunk of dark-skinned humans do)

Super sentai (maybe some black people maybe like this, idk)

Kamen rider (same)

Warhammer 40k (some melanated folk enjoy this)

And so on.

...never been happy to be unemployed before.

I'll start rewriting my resume.

- @the-faithful-henchwoman

eek!

I suppose it's bad of me to get upset over something you can't... like, help, though, so I won't.

you're an exception (no, biased, can't)

hate the sin love the sinner (im not religious that feels performative for me to say)

at least you're sorry? (no proof she is and what does it matter?)

...

Well. I. Um.

I might. Personally. Think that's kind of bad. But. Um. Who am I to tell a (hench)woman what to do? I'd. I'd just be some sort of misogynist bigot if I hated you for that. Sso! It's...

It's. It's not FINE, exactly. but. At least you told me? And I don't. I don't hate you. Or anything. For doing stuff. I mean! You're! You're a henchwoman, that's in the job description sometimes, and it's not fair when you're basically forced to do it or else you don't get paid and basically die SO.

I've loved you for a while now, it's... been burning away in my mind constantly, and I just needed to get it out there. This is... the first time something like this has happened to me with a boss of mine, so I don't really know what to do about it. all I know is that I had to tell you.

...

no.

no, it’s

its not wrong for you, no, absolutely not, but its

its wrong for me. i cant

not when you work for me! not when im your boss, when you’re employed under me i cant

i cant be your boss if you’re in love with me.

…

so maybe, just.

you dont… have to work for me anymore. maybe we can just… get to know eachother. not as… employer and employee, but as. people. friends. friends except i still sort of pay you every now and then for henchy stuff but its not like a job way but also not your sole source of income because i dont want you to have to financially rely on my because that’s what made the dynamic bad in the first place but

maybe it doesnt have to be work. maybe we can

know eachother. personally. as friends.

⛰️ [currently indescribable critter text] 🏰 [more text] [pressable rune with notable symbols 👁️🫂🍞🎤🦨 in the outer layer and 🪽(🔥🌍💨💧➕) in the inner layer. the rest of the rune is also critter text]

god that took everything out of me, I need to go to b-

...

I could not make anything of the mountain, but the castle seems like it could have three possibilities: Curious’, Jeff’s, or much more likely, the castle the creatures themselves showed Moth. Ergo, I believe that no matter what we do with the rune itself, @best-faith-interpreter should be informed of it.

With the outer symbols, the eye might mean “observe” and the hug could be code for physical intimacy, I cannot imagine these two as to be taken separately. The microphone might represent sound in general, and I have deduced that the skunk probably depicts the creatures themselves (the have been no skunk sightings, and no unusual bad smells). I’d imagine these are all for depicting one specific action/event, but unfortunately I cannot pinpoint an idea for the bread, leaving this analysis incomplete.

For the inner symbols, I actually have two theories, one more likely than the other: First, the fire heating up the earth, causing ice to melt into more water (incredibly unlikely, best to ignore this possibility unless absolutely necessary). Second, the earth’s water is heated up, causing it to evaporate until eventually condensing into raindrops, simply put, the water cycle. Maybe there’s a bird-like creature that can somehow increase/accelerate this cycle? It’s a fragile theory, so I’d love to see if anyone else has any other theories.

And for the amphibian, the leaked document lists claim that there might be multiple of them, or that it can teleport. Since we have evidence that these both apply to the land variants, I’d claim it pretty likely both of these to be true. Now, it also claims that they might have weaponry similar to other variants, which I interpret (hah) to mean that they suspect that, much like aerial variants using missiles, they possess torpedoes.

Admittedly, I may be missing a few details due to the fact I immediately went to research this after seeing it, so I’m looking forward to seeing what you ( @faithless-interpreter , @malevolent-belief-translator ) have seen and theorized yourselves.

⛰️ [currently indescribable critter text] 🏰 [more text] [pressable rune with notable symbols 👁️🫂🍞🎤🦨 in the outer layer and 🪽(🔥🌍💨💧➕) in the inner layer. the rest of the rune is also critter text]

god that took everything out of me, I need to go to b-

...

I could not make anything of the mountain, but the castle seems like it could have three possibilities: Curious’, Jeff’s, or much more likely, the castle the creatures themselves showed Moth. Ergo, I believe that no matter what we do with the rune itself, @best-faith-interpreter should be informed of it.

With the outer symbols, the eye might mean “observe” and the hug could be code for physical intimacy, I cannot imagine these two as to be taken separately. The microphone might represent sound in general, and I have deduced that the skunk probably depicts the creatures themselves (the have been no skunk sightings, and no unusual bad smells). I’d imagine these are all for depicting one specific action/event, but unfortunately I cannot pinpoint an idea for the bread, leaving this analysis incomplete.

For the inner symbols, I actually have two theories, one more likely than the other: First, the fire heating up the earth, causing ice to melt into more water (incredibly unlikely, best to ignore this possibility unless absolutely necessary). Second, the earth’s water is heated up, causing it to evaporate until eventually condensing into raindrops, simply put, the water cycle. Maybe there’s a bird-like creature that can somehow increase/accelerate this cycle? It’s a fragile theory, so I’d love to see if anyone else has any other theories.

And for the amphibian, the leaked document lists claim that there might be multiple of them, or that it can teleport. Since we have evidence that these both apply to the land variants, I’d claim it pretty likely both of these to be true. Now, it also claims that they might have weaponry similar to other variants, which I interpret (hah) to mean that they suspect that, much like aerial variants using missiles, they possess torpedoes.

Admittedly, I may be missing a few details due to the fact I immediately went to research this after seeing it, so I’m looking forward to seeing what you ( @faithless-interpreter , @malevolent-belief-translator ) have seen and theorized yourselves.