Sailing on waves made of stars

I had this queued since september 

I had this queued since last December

My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…

Hey guys I’m dethawing some meat in the sink. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in five minutes so I can tenderize it

haha hey jack its been about 5 minutes you should beat your meat

snzzzzzz

This is impure. Risqué. It betrays the spirit of the original.

[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

it’s 2016 not 2012

oppa rude style :(