good tiger

Generational hockey player picture and I can’t talk about it with my friends because if I accidentally get anyone else into hockey I will actually shoot myself. Let’s all die

And you know Tumblr doesn’t gaf about brown people like that because if they did Muslim larpers would be everywhere the way Catholic larpers are

Tapering off of my antidepressants making me a wild beast they don’t tell you (they do tell you) how bad it kills your sex drive

Lyncas. You are about to receive a DM from user “@ortolancore” best known as Twitch viewer nemabolecina. Whatever happens, you CANNOT answer that DM.

If I was into medical engineering I’d invent a fingerable glucose monitor. But alas!

I do miss hockey but only the aesthetics of it lol I’m like those Catholic larpers that are here for the cathedrals and the relics but start trembling when you mention that you think God is real. Sorry to say I don’t think that the “PPG Paints Arena” is a real place you get sent to when you die

You explain the arguments of a text to someone online and then people in your notifications will start arguing with you about things the arguments of the text failed to address like Idgaf bro I didn’t write that. And I wasn’t even talking to you

Of all places I did not expect the KC roadtrip arena to make me unbelievably dysphoric. But alas!

My curse too ancient. My hex too powerful. My spell too obscure. They’ll explode