Poison & Wine

Jabari: For not knowing Mariah Carey? A bucket of Jello is doable. They won't be alcoholic though, I won't be helping you add to the statistics.

Jabari: I'd rather you just answer the question outright.

Jabari: Happy Thanksgiving. What do you want for Christmas?

Dorian: It's almost a shame there's no survivors from our last show because you were in fine form. We both were. I daresay we haven't performed that well in a while, love. Perhaps playing normie shows should become a habit.

Dorian: In that case, perhaps I'll do worse than a quick death for this blithering barkeep -- what would you say to a fun evening of torturing a man? We could chop off his finger-gun fingers one by one. You flatter me so, love -- it's like what they say, the bigger they are, the harder they fall and that family has heads that grow exponentially by the day. I'm not sure what there would be to fear but surely some must fear that which they don't understand. I hope it is blackmail, though, for if she has dirt on them, it means we'd be able to find it too.

Sex on the bloodied bodies of all of my enemies holds my imagination in quite the trall. But I’d be down to have sex in anyone’s blood.

I can shapeshift into what people find the most attractive. I typically don’t though since I’m already flawless.

Do they even have a talented member, let alone a most talented one? I’m always inclined to credit a fellow pianist but the one employed by that band is a child that plays like one. Maybe in a few years he’ll improve to a level that I could qualify as talent but until then it just sounds like tinker toys to me.

They’re fun to mess with and weird to let lead a band of all monsters.

she/her and I wouldn’t say I’m specifically oriented towards any gender. Thrill of the kill turns me on more than anything else.

Dorian: I hope you're not expecting an apology. All I mean is I shouldn't get all riled up when they're not directly in front of me, mine for the taking. Then again, I was already going to kill somebody tonight so letting that deliciously murderous feeling wash over me could be a plus. We need to let them have their inane anniversary -- let them think themselves invincible, on top of the world, before we make it crumble beneath their feet. Perhaps. Do you think they fear her powers? If so, they're more idiotic than I could imagine.

Dorian: 🧛😈

Dorian: At least you're aware that my hatefulness is the least hateful it could possibly be when I shoot it your way. I love the way your wicked mind works, have I mentioned that lately? We should stop discussing their inevitable demise though, lest I get too worked up and excited for my own good. I'm of the same mind as you; she has a dragon, a kraken, a siren, and a manananggal at her disposal, and those are some of the oldest, most mythical, most blood-thirsty monsters in the world. What could possibly have her as their kingpin?

Dorian: 🧛

Dorian: I'm increasingly hateful but that's part of my charm, my dear. What delectable detail. Whenever I daydream about eradicating that coven of vamposers, Lily is always my first target, but we kidnap her and don't kill her until we have Ambrose as a captive audience. After all, there's no greater torture than that of love. And Kate, why, she deserves quite a long bout of torture, yes. The answer to that evades us both, and I have a feeling that their resident mer-bitch doesn't fully understand their hierarchy either. She attempted to take it back and say they're an egalitarian band.

Isobel: 😈

Dorian: 😠

Dorian: If I had to know about that disgusting word, so did you, love. I suppose some things are better immediately, like killing those who deserve to be ousted, but then again, I've always liked to play with my food. Speaking of irritating children, though, it turns out the little girl band is run by the bore-acle. How strange.

Isobel: 😇