Big Meaty Lobster Claws

She’s doing her part to flatten the curve. A queen

I love memes like this because it implies billionaires aren’t people

Conservatives have wanted to kill this for years but they’re going for the killing blow at precisely the most damaging time – which shouldn’t surprise anyone at this point. Be mad and be loud about this one, friends. Call your senators.

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

i hope everybody is doing their best even tho we’re all doomed

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

thats because it is an emotion

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

i became more evil if you’re curious

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

sooo embarrassing when you’re watching a show and they try to do a 7 deadly sins metaphor or whatever else… fullmetal alchemist already did it babe

friendly reminder that you need to purposely sexualize your digusting problematic fave

I legit did not realize this was from shit post generator for a good 45 seconds.

Purposely sexualize your disgusting problematic fave