High-functioning sociopath

When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday

Loki: [pointing a knife on the crowd gathering around him to congratulate him for defeating another villain] Get back, you savages! Tony: Sorry, sorry! He’s just not used to positive feedback.

Have you ever finished a video game that you put so much time into and the ending left you so emotionally scarred that you had to take a step back from life to mourn. 

Loki on Twitter: I’ve been told, I’m too negative and hostile towards the avengers. So to all the avengers out there; if my tweets have offended you, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.