*vibe check*

weirdest playlist title in ur music library go

The largemouth bass a classic fish for fish fans

guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

glowing hot metal is such a touchable shade of orange

im a welder and this let me tell you this does not go away if youre around a lot of hot metal its actually worse

maybe u should listen to damned if i do ya (damned if i don’t), the 2009 hit single by pop punk band all time low and you’ll feel better

wheres the hand though ??? wheres the hand in my unloveable hand ????

I’m just saying if a butch lesbian with a lanyard was in charge of this Suez Canal business we wouldn’t still be here

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

alex calling henry ‘baby’ and henry calling alex ‘love’ is something that is literally ruining my life 

oh, to be a little tamagotchi, doing nothing and then dying

name a better duo than my need for attention and my want to avoid everyone in existence….ill wait