iSingForTheKing

Wand stand and Dragon Ball display came in on Saturday. It's coming together nicely. https://www.instagram.com/p/CqBCMmJu35t/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Look, I'm not usually influenced by the internet to try new things but I've been seeing people talk about this for months. This 👏🏾 stuff 👏🏾 ain't 👏🏾 a 👏🏾 joke. 👏🏾 I feel like I'm on the top of a snow capped mountain. I feel like this is what it's like to chew Five gum. I feel like I've purified myself in Lake Minnetonka. I feel like the physical embodiment of ice water at 3 AM. I feel like I've bathed in melted down Vicks Vaporub. My towel felt like it came out of my deep freezer. The only thing I know that can clean you better is nothing but the blood of Jesus. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp1R_zQuC8b/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Just because I'm an adult that doesn't mean I have to decorate like one. Shout out to the homie @roxy_the_sba_rose for the new freezer decorations. Even hooked it up with a sticker pack and some snacks. #BlackOwnedBusiness #BlackWomenInBusiness https://www.instagram.com/p/CpQq61mOeq6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

So I don't really care about getting anything for Valentine's Day, but I love to spoil her. She gave me a cute little bag with a pack of M&M's, a Mtn Dew and this. I've been wanting to watch this for a while now but never said anything to her about it because it wasn't a big deal. Now I have to spoil her even more for our wedding anniversary in April. Anybody know where I can find a castle that I can put on layaway? https://www.instagram.com/p/CoqlIAiuaV8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

These underage temperatures are downright offensive. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmjaj52OCHJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Rest In Peace twitch. Check on your people man, you never know... https://www.instagram.com/p/CmJ_k6UOkke/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

They know. If you want to vent, you better say so first because I'm in the problem solving business. I gotta get your head right, your crown straight so we can get back to business. https://www.instagram.com/p/ClxOVhhua4d/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CjiODj_tkLr/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Not too bad for the first time using my new @skullshaver. I even took a picture so I really must feel good. 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/CdRu0VMOiAq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

It is time... https://www.instagram.com/p/CdRc5vFOoPN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Add a pack of jewel cases and you're set. I had that Dell desktop humming like a PS4! Then when I installed that DVD-RW it was a wrap. 😂 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/CdLr8i_uiY7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Mike Tyson shared his hands with someone who was heckling him on an airplane. I think homie forgot that he wasn't online. https://www.instagram.com/p/CcnlmqCOins/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Is it my third wedding anniversary today? Yes. Will my wife get these gifts when she gets home? Also yes. Did she know I had something for her? Nope. Did I post this picture on social media solely for her to see them knowing she can't get them until she gets off? Absolutely. Why did I post this picture knowing she'll see it when she gets home? Because I have a PhD in Pettiology and a Masters in Smartassery. Plus telling her or showing her that I have gifts for her ahead of time and not letting her see what it until later gets on her nerves and I like getting on her nerves. Did I tag her in this post? Of course I did. https://www.instagram.com/p/CcOSp1-u7v5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=