Imagine a reader who maintains a secret sexual relationship with both Sanji and Zoro. One day the reader ends up eating a Devil Fruit that gives him an extra dick.... Now Sanji and Zoro didn't have to keep fighting over just one.
oh my godd you’re a genius
they’d still argue… 100%. i can just imagine them argue that one dick is bigger than the other (its the same size) “i want the left one, it’s bigger.” “they’re the same size. Dibs on the left one.” “called dibs first” “you didn’t.”
having them suck your dicks, they’re still competing trying to one up each other tryna make you cum first… talking with a mouth full of dick. if one goes faster, the other would try to go even faster. the faces would be mushed together as well, they’re trying to nudge each other away (as if they’re playing mario kart),, when you cum they swallow as quick as possible, showing you their empty mouths to “win” goddd
when your cock’s rammed inside them, they end up hugging each other, nails raking each other’s backs, rubbing their dicks together. every time they start argue about something useless, a thrust against their prostate and they shut up immediately; tongue out, eyes rolled back, any sort of argument dies down instantly.
the aftermath too, matching hand print bruises,, bite marks everywhere, nail scratches on their backs (which they both deny giving each other incessantly)…
nothing can stop them from arguing but at least now they can argue with mouths/ass full of cock