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i wanna DROWN in love

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

The day 2/22/22 is going to be a TUESday. The stars could not have aligned more perfectly.

I did it I found the best comic ever made

i bet he posts it every year and all his friends are probably tired of hearing it now

This was seriously the best prank

One my favorite pranks

me about me: is she okay

I literally love being at home! In my own space! Comfortable! Not surrounded by people!

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

in light of recent events, fuck

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

This is my only non-cat post to break 1000 notes.