Fix your own problems.

"Aarrggg.." Caesar puts his hands to his head in agony. "Fuck, my head…" his voice is weak, almost whimpering as he doubles over and growls.

"You doin' okay over there, big guy?" For once, she's not being sarcastic-- she's actually concerned for his well-being.

"Yeah, it’s not a good story with good morals…" He paused at the question. "It’s, uh, a half human, half fish…person."

"Sounds kinda like a Lakelurk King." ...Hopefully it wasn't as ugly. "I'm assuming the mer-lady's name was Ariel."

"It’s a story about a little mermaid who wanted to become human for some guy, so she made a deal with a sea witch to get legs and almost ended up drowning, she also lost her voice."

"...Okay, that sounds really stupid. Why would she change for some man? Also, what is a mermaid?"

YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME. Using only 5 words, what would you say to me?

Munday Symbols

❤ - Any tumblr senpais ❣ - An unpopular opinion I have ⋆ - A ship I have with my character ❧ - A ship I have with your character ✗ - A ship I can’t stand ☒ - A fact about the mun ☑ - A fact about the character ✾ - Why I chose my character ◎ - Relationship status ❂ - Post a picture of myself ☄ - My opinion of you

SEND ☼ TO HEAR THE WORDS THAT MY MUSE WOULD WHISPER TO YOURS ONLY WHEN YOUR MUSE IS FAST ASLEEP

Let’s play "Have you ever?". You ask me and I have to answer you, yes or no.

Eh, alright. So… What brings out here aside of the No-People-Taller-Then-Me interest.

Honestly? ...Just wandering out of boredom.