Master Webb

It’s just who I am, I suppose.

You're an amazing person then, sweetheart.

That’s what people keep telling me.

It's obviously true then.

Seriously, it’s no problem at all. 

You're very sweet.

I dont have the money for that!! Someone fix this!

I'll happily get it fixed for you, sweetheart.

Honest! I’m not. I’m too sweet to be sour. Thank you, you know, for the compliment. Oh! Sorry. I’m Elle. Well, not really, my name is Estella but no one calls me that since I always introduce myself as Elle. 

So that's what that is... you're so sweet you're giving me a cavity. At least now know. It's a pleasure to meet you, Elle. I'm Isaac or The Flash as we already established.

Hey, like I said, I’m always happy to help if you need it.

Thanks, sweetheart. I'll definitely keep you in mind.

I do not! I swear. I don’t want you to get hurt or anything like, it’s just that I pictured it in my head and it looked adorable to me. Whoops? Hehe, The Flash? Alright, that will be your nickname from now on.

Yeah, yeah... It's always the cute ones that are the most evil. Now I just need to figure out a nickname for you... or possibly get to know your actual name...

I’m sorry that happened. I really hope these people are more reliable than the ones you had before.

Eh, it's a lesson learned so it's all good. Just makes life a little more difficult for the next few weeks.

Aw! That sounds absolutely adorable to watch! Erm, I mean, oh shoot. It’s okay, you’ll get better with practice. You’re just too fast for your own good.

Adorable to watch? I think someone has a mean side. From now you can just call me The Flash.

Speed is an important factor in soccer, I believe. So perhaps you’re not as bad as you think you are.

Well... I did trip over the ball... possibly more than once...

It definitely could be worse. What about you? Did you get that stuff at work straightened out?

I'm pretty good, yeah. Yeah I got all that sorted. Fired a shit load of people and hired some more reliable ones... or at least I hope they're more reliable.

I’m doing pretty good. Catching up on some homework I’ve missed, mostly. Nothing too exciting.

Doesn't sound like the worst way to spend the day.

Well, yeah, same difference. At least you looked very cool while trying to play, even if you’re not any good. Are you?

Well, thank you. I'm really not all that great but I can run kinda fast so that works in my favor.

Sure. Anytime.

I'll keep that in mind. Anyway, how are you?