Is it off with your head?

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Hi there,

So I (17) Pomefiore student have been having some issues with how the headmage had been ignorant of his duties, so I sent him a letter that says the following ;

"Dear Headmage Dire Crowley, I want to cut off all of your limbs and cook them, gouge out your eyeballs, feed said eyeballs to Grim, then cut open your body and eat your internal organs. If you don't pay attention to the suffering of your students, this will happen."

The next time I said this was directly to his face, not the exact same as the text above but somewhat like it.

Then I kept threatening him with even more death related things!

So, is it OWMH?

- 🪡

Is it OWMH if I, particularly a raven fae, get into a squabble with Headmage Crowley, proceeded to lose, and then got put in a birdcage for longer than intended after saying he is not my father?

For context.. it was an hour or so before curfew. I had set off to the main campus in mission for a snack, particularly sunflower seeds. They're my favorite; little did I know, I had a contender waiting for me in the kitchen. Located in the vast pantry was my seeds; I enter without so much of a doubt in my mind about what I desired. Until I see it. That dastardly fellow was eating my beloved seeds!

As you can imagine, I was quite upset by this revelation and immediately requested he handed them back to me. This is where it starts; he began to scold me for not being in my dorm by now, but alas. I am not the announcer for no reason, I know these rules like the back of my mind in order to keep my place. I have roughly 55 minutes on the clock.

We bicker for a bit, I refuse to go down to such a thief, and the headmage isn't relenting. At some point, I'm standing next to the island, and he's near the fridge. Mentally, I'm sizing him up now, I'm just a tad bit smaller and more lean, in my young fae glory, I have decided this man must go down.

His arms were crossed at me while I stood up tall; in my mind, he's practically puffing his chest at me. Who am I to deny him the fight? Low and below, obviously, I got defeated after 5 minutes of struggling. This, this doesn't faze me one bit, I expected the loss and decided it was worth the effort to begin with.

However; when I change forms to make an escape. This man decided that I am too violent to allow me with the other students, and thus, I am apprehended while in such a small state. It's certainly passed curfew by now, myself stuck in a birdcage in his office while he was doing paperwork.

I'm practically screaming for dear life, cawing so loud that it rings in my own ears. The headmage decides that he must taunt me for my endeavors and for my unfortunate genetic makeup. I did not ask to be related to this man in the slightest; but that's another story. Eventually, I'm released at morning time after he proceeded to scold me as if I'd listen to such a scoundrel.

Now I'm absolutely pressed. I could absolutely run a muk on the intercom this afternoon. Alas, I seek some opinions first before potentially getting replaced for such a plan.

I (20) was minding my own business when some herbivore (16) came in and apparently they lost their house to this guy A (17) in a contract. The thing about A is that he's roped me into some contracts too so I already don't like him. Still, I'm not gonna do anything because I'm just not feeling it

Then, they - the herbivore, and their three friends - tell me that I've got to destroy his contracts because he's a total schemer blah blah blah don't care. Then, the herbivore ruins my sleep until I agree

So then I turn A's stuff to sand blah blah blah and then he breaks down, and suddenly the narrative's shifting because none of them wanted to take the blame bc they're total hypocrites

Apparently I should've been nicer about it, and they're not even yelling at him bro because they're too busy looking at a baby picture... I'll show them one too if that gets them to stop yapping

Anyways, is it off with my head or nah?

To be fair, my doctor DID NOT explain how serious the medication was and how bad it would mess me up if I accidentally missed a day. Now I've been bedridden for half the week and I'm behind on potionology homework :(

Your honor, I am simply a silly little billy. So is it off with my head?

I (16M) used to dream of getting into NRC, but since coming here and dealing with the fallout of all the overblots, I've been (for lack of a better word) frustrated with the headmage. Last week, I was walking to my potionology class, I got distracted and bumped into the headmaster in the hallway. I apologized, of course, but he went on a 15-minute spiel about how he would forgive me as he is so gracious and kind. Which made me late for class, leading to my professor yelling at me in front of the entire class and making me come in after school.

So I snuck into his office that night with a bottle of super glue and went crazy. Is it OWMH?

(could i be 🦊 anon?)

-🐀

he's just so uthrhrjgjgrhrjd ❤️💖💖💘💞💕

also im the same person who accidentally blew up the Mostro Lounge kitchen via microwave if thats of any relevance