BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S3. )
â iâm ghost proof, baby. âÂ
â weâre going to see a thousand ghosts tonight, any less and itâs a failure. â
â i feel like youâd atleast try to talk to it, or observe it, and not just shove shit into its holes. â
â donât try it, demon! â Â
â that bat was straight up going for your ass â it was an ass bat. â
â that looks like the thing i put my tea on, but itâs levitating âÂ
â you got a big wide open wilderness there, you can stuff bones anywhere. â
â stop banging on the door, you prick! â
â this looks like a place where a serial killer would keep his victims. â
â what if i open this and a thousand rattle snakes come out? â
â youâd be the worst diplomat when it comes to alien-human relations, every fucking solution youâve offered is shoot at them with your gun. â Â Â Â
â letâs boogie, boys! â
â i would pay thousands of dollars for ghosts to be real. âÂ
â hey, you demon fuck! â
â is will smith dead? has anybody checked the news? â
â i think iâve swallowed about six tablespoons of bugs at this point. â
â iâm not trying to do that whole dismissing thing but â iâm dismissing it. â
â how am i the same as a satanist? â
â i just looked into places that would make me want to die, and i think this place checks that box. â
â weâre turning into scooby doo. â
â why are you unbuttoning your pants? weâre in public right now â what are you doing? â
â oh, no neck snapping, huh? â
â iâm not trying to be crass here but, there is a surprising amount of penis art in here. â
â this guy looks like such a fucking sad sack. âÂ
â spooky castle â thatâs every investigators dream. â
â at this point, who are you trying to impress with all the bats? âÂ
â throw âem in a volcano, i donât care. â
â i feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread of something. â
â okay, whatâs this hole do? â
â weâre here for the cult stuff, we saw the ad on craigslist. âÂ
â so youâve resorted to orbs now? â
â iâm jim from the office and I believe in ghosts. â
â iâm not going to gloat here, âcause at this certain point i feel bad for you. â
â moaning myrtle? this looks like your kinda joint. â
â you gonnaâ embroider that on a pillow or something? â
â itâs just never a good sign when you give yourself a nickname. âÂ
â not every fucking alien interaction is independence day! sometimes it can be like E.T. what if they just wanna come and have a beautiful relationship with a little boy named elliott? â
â why would you chop a nuns head off? â
â i get tired of hearing about shadow people. â
â any demons out tonight? any horny boys? â
â as we snuff these candles, so, too, do we snuff you from this mortal world â you fuckinâ wimp. â
â i feel like a strong man, i never feel like a strong man. âÂ
â you will be chief. I say so, iâm a white man. âÂ
â goat man! iâm dancing on your bridge, itâs my bridge now! â
â smells like shit in here. â
â but ghosts? my word, what a waste of time. âÂ
â as i scan around, this place definitely screams high-tech ; we got like, a couch over there with a couple of cockroaches fuckinâ â â
â itâs a people grinder. â
â oh my god! again with the fucking carl sagan! â
â burn âem, theyâre like white walkers. âÂ
â if i left a yelp review of this place, it would say, far too many bats. â Â