"Scram."

“What are you doing?”

“What did you knock over?”

“Don’t eat that!”

“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”

“Plastic isn’t food.”

“How did you get up there?”

“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”

“I have to pee – can you move?”

“It’s so early, please stop.”

“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”

“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”

“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”

“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”

-points to mirror-  “That’s you!”

“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”

“You haven’t moved in hours.”

“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”

“You have the cutest nose.”

“Look at those feet-ies!”

“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”

“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”

“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”

“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”

“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”

“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”

“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”

❛ i’m ghost proof, baby. ❜ 

❛ we’re going to see a thousand ghosts tonight, any less and it’s a failure. ❜

❛ i feel like you’d atleast try to talk to it, or observe it, and not just shove shit into its holes. ❜

❛ don’t try it, demon! ❜  

❛ that bat was straight up going for your ass — it was an ass bat. ❜

❛ that looks like the thing i put my tea on, but it’s levitating ❜ 

❛ you got a big wide open wilderness there, you can stuff bones anywhere. ❜

❛ stop banging on the door, you prick! ❜

❛ this looks like a place where a serial killer would keep his victims. ❜

❛ what if i open this and a thousand rattle snakes come out? ❜

❛ you’d be the worst diplomat when it comes to alien-human relations, every fucking solution you’ve offered is shoot at them with your gun. ❜      

❛ let’s boogie, boys! ❜

❛ i would pay thousands of dollars for ghosts to be real. ❜ 

❛ hey, you demon fuck! ❜

❛ is will smith dead? has anybody checked the news? ❜

❛ i think i’ve swallowed about six tablespoons of bugs at this point. ❜

❛ i’m not trying to do that whole dismissing thing but — i’m dismissing it. ❜

❛ how am i the same as a satanist? ❜

❛ i just looked into places that would make me want to die, and i think this place checks that box. ❜

❛ we’re turning into scooby doo. ❜

❛ why are you unbuttoning your pants? we’re in public right now — what are you doing? ❜

❛ oh, no neck snapping, huh? ❜

❛ i’m not trying to be crass here but, there is a surprising amount of penis art in here. ❜

❛ this guy looks like such a fucking sad sack. ❜ 

❛ spooky castle — that’s every investigators dream. ❜

❛ at this point, who are you trying to impress with all the bats? ❜ 

❛ throw ‘em in a volcano, i don’t care. ❜

❛ i feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread of something. ❜

❛ okay, what’s this hole do? ❜

❛ we’re here for the cult stuff, we saw the ad on craigslist. ❜ 

❛ so you’ve resorted to orbs now? ❜

❛ i’m jim from the office and I believe in ghosts. ❜

❛ i’m not going to gloat here, ‘cause at this certain point i feel bad for you. ❜

❛ moaning myrtle? this looks like your kinda joint. ❜

❛ you gonna’ embroider that on a pillow or something? ❜

❛ it’s just never a good sign when you give yourself a nickname. ❜ 

❛ not every fucking alien interaction is independence day! sometimes it can be like E.T. what if they just wanna come and have a beautiful relationship with a little boy named elliott? ❜

❛ why would you chop a nuns head off? ❜

❛ i get tired of hearing about shadow people. ❜

❛ any demons out tonight? any horny boys? ❜

❛ as we snuff these candles, so, too, do we snuff you from this mortal world — you fuckin’ wimp. ❜

❛ i feel like a strong man, i never feel like a strong man. ❜ 

❛ you will be chief. I say so, i’m a white man. ❜ 

❛ goat man! i’m dancing on your bridge, it’s my bridge now! ❜

❛ smells like shit in here. ❜

❛ but ghosts? my word, what a waste of time. ❜ 

❛ as i scan around, this place definitely screams high-tech ; we got like, a couch over there with a couple of cockroaches fuckin’ — ❜

❛ it’s a people grinder. ❜

❛ oh my god! again with the fucking carl sagan! ❜

❛ burn ‘em, they’re like white walkers. ❜ 

❛ if i left a yelp review of this place, it would say, far too many bats. ❜  

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