Ironic Blue

"I beg your fucking pardon?"

"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."

"Actually all of my systems are nervous."

"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."

"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"

"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."

"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."

"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."

"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."

"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."

"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."

"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."

"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."

"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."

"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"

"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."

"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"

"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"

"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."

"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."

"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."

"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."

"With all due respect, which is none."

"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."

[Text @ Leo-kun] Haaa?! Coming from the guy who loses his phone so often that it's rare I get a text back? Hmmph

Leo had spent most of the morning sleeping in, he had been so excited yesterday that he barely could fall asleep. Both as inspiration had hit him and he had absolutely no idea what Izumi had bought this year

other times he could usually guess himself to it, and the bed was rather cold when he reached out after Izumi, so slumping up, he checked his phone. Wiggling his feet over all the greetings he had gotten from Japan as they had been up for a few hours

so with the click of the door, Leo actually got himself up, greeted with.. well Izumi! But also a cat “A-ah.. Sena! Uwaaa!! It is so cute!”

Leo accept the kitten with the biggest smile in the world, rubbing his cheek up against the fur before leaning in and kissing Izumi on his lips

"Robinya sounds kind of cute, I suppose. I vote for that one," he replied. Though, really, even if he knew he'd wind up having to take care of her when Leo went on travels and he was still here. She was still his cat and he could name her whatever he liked.

He chuckled as the cat was already wriggling and trying to get between them. Wanting the attention on herself.

Take him on in his own turf?

Well, now. This could definitely be interesting. And a challenge he'd win without much effort.

"Oh, yeah then? How about we post both our outfits on social media with a poll. Let people vote which one they like best?"

Even if Izumi's look was bad - which it wasn't - he'd still be able to win the challenge just by posing right. He knew how to make anything look good.

Well...almost anything. He eyed the fake fur and leather monstrosity that Oogami had been holding up.

"Moo! I was more like a cat before he was! Grrrrrrr"

"You're already my pet, so why'd you need to be the first cat too? Jeeze."