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who the f*uck is this lol and why wouldnt you who doeznt were the illest band there iz

Music has got to be a priority, like, finals tomorrow? Still gotta play, grades won’t impact your life but music will. Sure you can get a degree but will you be, dope? 

If you ever run into any problems in your music, there’s always a way to work that sh*it out. You just have to work with what you have and use all ur resources. Sure you might not be able to record with good equipment because your moMS A FUCKING WHORE, but you just have to see what else you can do.

Be creative. Any1 can strum a guitar, but like, can ya make pots n pans into a dank beat? I don’t think so. Maybe u have access to a piano, maybe u don’t bc ur moms a cock. Either way, stay creative and sUCCEED.

Fuck it, if all else fails play kazoo.

Woowhee #10!!!! Hell fuc yeah todayz tip is that shiz looks up. Stuff might be hard u kno? But it gets bettr and then shit works out ya know? Channel that into ur work. Some of ur songs might be emo as fuck but remember to write about the rad shit.

Stay consistant! No breakz allowd. u gotta keep the juices flowing and taking breaks messes that up

be creative and think of a lot of different ideas, like me w/ dis muzic tip boom lmao im like rly good at it i have so many great songs please donate to my patreon

Don’t just stay in ur lane, learn new stuff!! See I thought I was only fantastic at singing, but then i asked my mom 4 a keyboard and it turns out I’m dope at that 2!!! So like, see all the shiz ur rad at!!

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i’m talented goddammit fuck you mom

Spend more time on your passions than social shiz. Yeah there’z a party goin on but like, ya gotta do ur passions!! Fuck the party, fuck the social stuff, and f*UCK YOU ASHLEY FOR NOT INVITING ME YOU WHORE. Take time outa ur schedule to work on stuff, even if it means sacrificing not crASHING THIS F*UCKING WHORES PARTY WHO INVITED EVERYONE IN THE GRADE BUT YOU IM MAKING MUSIC AND YOURE DOING NOTHING WITH YOUR LIFE

no homo or anything tho

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Not every song iz gonna be ur All Star. Not every songz gonna be ur hit, just like, partake in the art for the sake of makin art. just get on that keyboard and jam, jam thru the pain, jam thru the pressure, and maybe eventually u’ll put onto the paper perfectly what somebody once told u

*Mikael, i luv u 2, donate to me on patreon