spicy 5 piece tenders from Popeyes

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

my favorite thing about anime is when they scream stuff like “what the hell? this crap is really pissing me off!”

[Video description: A person wearing a pig faced bascinet “sniffs” the camera with the point of their visor. A pig faced bascinet is a type of knight’s helmet with a conical visor. end VD.]

its fucking snowing outside i've never seen snow in my life what is this shit

can you get out of here

10 year anniversary lol

Hot take but I don't think games need to tutorialize the player on stuff like "enemies will drop items when you defeat them" like that's just something that I can observe happens with my own brain. I don't need a tutorial popup for that. Stop it.

My monkeys are probably out there fucking up someone else's circus, and I couldn't be happier having absolutely no damn clue where they are and what they're doing rn.

some artists are just extremely capable of capturing emotions that elude the english language

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OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?