IRLAntisepticeye

Jeremy: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say, "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Rich?

Rich: Probably "road work ahead."

Jeremy: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say, "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Rich?

Rich: Probably "road work ahead."

Me: What?

My brother: Y'know. The red and blue gays. Keith and Lance, Miguel and Tulio, Michael and Jeremy, Korra and Asami. Are you the red or blue gay?

Me: Umm I guess probably the blue gay. But I’m single so neither right now.

My brother: Jesus. Get laid you useless lesbian. *starts walking away*

Me: Wait wtf you’ve never even seen half of the things you pulled characters from.

My brother: I know people.

tony, rising out of his grave immediately:

broadway be more chill icons for 2020!!

these were a ton of fun to make, so i hope you guys like them!

(feel free to use with credit)

bonus dustin kropp under the cut:

Alastor : Oh no, we are not together. Me an Angel are not a couple. We are definitly not a couple!

Angel: * crosses all his arms* Wow, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, Im not good enough for you?

Alastor: We are not having this comversation again.

“maybe next time you shouldn’t try to fuck with my boyfriend yeah?”

(that be alastor’s varsity atrite) (I CAN’T DECIDE WHICH EYE I WANT)

credit to XIIP (on ao3) or Wandering_xiip (insta) and  @angry-dark-babe for the au!!! it’s nut public yet but it will be!

But like these heelys specifically

But like these heelys specifically