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I see you've been busy engaging in irrelevant "mating" practices with a dysfunctional hybrid, who is both a failure of a Dib and a Zim. Not surprising, but I thought you had better things to do than get soft over pointless things.

Go back to whatever made you disappear for so long.

irksnumberone

For your information, I have all intent and purpose to return to my incredibly significant plans.

If you consider fighting for your world a waste of time, you are not an operative Dib - or a worthy rival for any variant of Zim. You have been reduced to the same level as the rest of these brainless apes.

Appalling.

Enjoy watching your Earth burn as your Zim effortlessly conquers it.

#zim speaks

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You speak DELUSIONS, you waste of skin!!! You know the bare minimum of my plans!!! I speak on this virtual soap-box to an audience that cares little about your interference and opinions!

I speak because YOU ARE NO THREAT TO ZIM!!!

AND YOU NEVER WILL BE AGAIN!!!!

#invader zim #dib membrane #earths-defender #apex zim #zim speaks

I mean, Dib is pretty hot with that huge head of his. If you don't want to mate with him then at least give him to people who do. Unless you do secretly want to mate with Dib and make him yours...👀

I've located your coordinates and am proceeding to send you the bile that came up after reading this.

#zim speaks

OK so lets say you WERE to get actually married hypothetically. You can divorce after.

who would you marry

what would the wedding be like

Let me clarify things for you, Invader. Irkens do not "marry". There are no active ritualistic practices of such nonsense. We do not require companionship. We have evolved past the need for such trivial, mindless drivel.

However, I will once again humor your brainwashed noggin.

Myself, clearly.

More impressive than any other ceremony that has ever existed.

Next time, send me something worth my time.

#zim speaks

your hot is warm

Impressive, you've deduced that heat is warm. So very clever.

#zim speaks

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irksnumberone

If you're Irks number one, who's number two?

Unimportant.

the-best-invader

ACTUALLY WE’VE ALL BEEN MAKING A NUMBERING SYSTEM. It is more of numbering universe rather than people. So like, a Dib and a Zim from universe 48 would both be “Dib 48″ and “Zim 48″. SO. IN ORDER OF WHAT HAS BEEN CHOSEN SOFAR.

1. @z-ib 2. @kneltnotbowed 3. @agntm0thman 4. ME ( + @saves-from-stars BECAUSE HE IS MINE) 5. @z0mbeezbranez

DIB-KINZ SAID THAT YOU CAN BE NUMBER 6 IF HE CAN TALK TO YOUR DIB

irksnumberone

I don’t play by defective rules and games.

I’m not here to collaborate or make insignificant lists - I’m not here to entertain an audience who collectively fails to think with what little brain cells they have [and often, inaccurately, assume companionship between two enemies is a possibility] - I’m not here to be numbered by fools. You already outnumber yourselves.

cornymember

we all know who’s the real number one <3

z-ib

FALSE, THIS IS ZIM [0100]. “BIG ZIM.” THREAT LEVEL: MEDIUM-LOW. NOTES: IMPRESSIVELY STRONG. ALSO IMPRESSIVELY DUMB.

ADDITIONALLY, while im in my zim database, @irksnumberone your arguments are pathetic. dont act so high and mighty like youre any better than all these other trash zims. you arent. you cant honestly say that you’re any league above these other zims with an ounce of credibility seeing as you were literally glitching the fuck out the other day. yeah. i saw that. and im not stupid. i know what it means. youre just as much of an erroneous defect and sorry excuse for an irken invader as the rest of them. you can claim to be above the multiverse’s numbering caste when you actually make something of yourself. for now, youre the new zim6. congrats.

irksnumberone

Big talk for a defective who can’t handle a few wittle itty-bitty feelings of rejection from the worst excuse of a Dib I’ve ever known.

You’ve gone abysmally soft, hybrid. Your credibility has diminished radically. You’ve lost your appeal. Your words hold no place of value anymore.

#zim speaks

Baby let me give you a massage! All that evil is bad for your back 😘

Are you volunteering to be my human slave?

In that case, you're hired.

#zim speaks

Are you really a zim? Most zims of variety I have observed are akin to an overdramatic, condescending cat that screams alot and often fail due to their arrogance but you, you are cold and calculated.

#zim speaks #invader zim #anonymous

are you feeling better now did something go wrong with your pak

My PAK is perfectly functional. In fact, I have never felt better.

#zim speaks

Hey zim why are you green you should be orange cuz it’s way cooler

Do explain how this question has any relevancy.

#zim speaks

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Do you have a working interdimensional portal?

Working? No.

In development stages? Yes.

#zim speaks

IN "KMK" You have to choose one person from the list of people to kiss, to marry, or to kill. All three people are assigned one. None can be empty, none can have more than one. THESE WERE ASIGNED (MOSTLY) RANDOMLY.

Your Dib

@agntm0thman

@z-ib

Your attention towards your work is lackluster at its best - what kind of Invader are you? Your slacking off is deeply insulting.

However, in an effort to show I am not dead - in fact, unlike most of you here, I am extremely tied up with my work - I will humor you with my response.

1.) Kill (my Dib) - simple. There needs to be no further explanation for this. 2.) Kiss (@agntm0thman) - I'll ensure there's enough poison for his consumption after I force-allofeed it down his throat. Another coup de grâce. 3.) Marry (@z-ib)- if I have to subject myself to any extended period of time with any of these degenerates, it will be the one who harbors a half-Zim inside his cranium. At least I would be able to withstand a fraction of our conversations.

#zim speaks #the-best-invader

Log Z. 1-30

Despite the prolonged hiatus, training has commenced for the Apex. The additional subjects in the Zeta project are coming along well, and there are no discrepancies to report. Training to adjust to his new body will cover the next few days, then we will begin the operational command shift. Further disclosures to come in the following week.

#zim speaks

Yes, actually. You look incredibly defective.

And you look expendable.

#zim speaks

revengineer-tak

Nice to see you didn’t go insane.

irksnumberone

Insane? What, do I look like a defective to you?

#zim speaks #revengineer-tak

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funkyness

"sick" and "wicked" are the best compliments. this is so good it's diseased. this is so cool it's evil

irksnumberone

If you're Irks number one, who's number two?

Unimportant.

the-best-invader

ACTUALLY WE’VE ALL BEEN MAKING A NUMBERING SYSTEM. It is more of numbering universe rather than people. So like, a Dib and a Zim from universe 48 would both be “Dib 48″ and “Zim 48″. SO. IN ORDER OF WHAT HAS BEEN CHOSEN SOFAR.

1. @z-ib 2. @kneltnotbowed 3. @agntm0thman 4. ME ( + @saves-from-stars BECAUSE HE IS MINE) 5. @z0mbeezbranez

DIB-KINZ SAID THAT YOU CAN BE NUMBER 6 IF HE CAN TALK TO YOUR DIB

irksnumberone

I don’t play by defective rules and games.

I’m not here to collaborate or make insignificant lists - I’m not here to entertain an audience who collectively fails to think with what little brain cells they have [and often, inaccurately, assume companionship between two enemies is a possibility] - I’m not here to be numbered by fools. You already outnumber yourselves.

the-best-invader

OK BUT YOU CAN STILL BE 1 IN YOUR OWN UNIVERSE. LIKE. YOU ARE STILL “YOUR IRKS NUMBER ONE”. You’re throwing WAY too much of a fit over a numbering system.

I’LL JUST ASSIGN YOU A DIFFERENT NUMBER.

irksnumberone

Don’t jester with an infinitesimal Great Assigning - I’ve already been through mine.

You can leave me out of your playpen. I’m good.

#zim speaks #the-best-invader

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