iris sloane

OMG SO I WENT ON THE DATE YESTERDAY

OMG

this guy? seriously lame. is all melbourne boys care abt AFL? istg it better not be or im gonna kill someone. yknow its days like these i wish i was gay.

but im not. unfortunately. like i would b but girls arent my type no offence girlies anyway. this guy only talked about how cats r top of ladder and i was like kill me softly pls.

i managed to get out of it early

I was just eating lunch, and this guy came up to me, and was like 'whats ur name'. So I told him that it was Iris, and he said ''What're you doing saturday?' and I was like no plans, so then he ASKED ME OUT.

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

OK

COOL

ILL PRETEND THATS NORMAL

hopefully he doesnt ever know this exists

So. I just started at my new school (which I will not name, just in case there are any creepy stalkers out there which I doubt but still)

Anyway. We have a uniform. Actually ew. Ew. EWEWEWEWEWEW.

HOW THE HECK DO THEY EXPECT US TO EXPRESS OUR INDIVIDUALITY. LIKE WHAT IS THIS HELLHOLE OF A STATE.

There are a few nice people I've met at my school, and I take pride in the fact that they seem to find me a little creepy. I've built my personality around ghosts and fairytales, so its really nice when people recognise that.

Sadly there are few cute people, especially who aren't taken.

This is it. My life is officially over. I'm starting this blog because I just moved to MELBOURNE, of all the cold and rainy places in the world, and from DARWIN no less! I'm convinced that all of my friends have already forgotten me.

I'm hopeless. My life is despondent. And what's worse is that I have to start SCHOOL in just a short while. What do people even wear in Melb when its cold?? Snow suits?? I only packed for SUMMER, because there's never a real winter back home!