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[new yorker accent] jeff da killa … and slenda man

Beverages will make you act crazy

i’m talking milks

Reblogging because there are enough people out there who don’t get that Jews come in Al l hues.

hmmm. customer was asking me if id been to any protests lately. gave the general “how could i when im always at work” response. he keeps going asking about where protests are being held/how he’s having trouble locating them and “it’s been hundreds of years coming so im not suprised”. he buys a lotto ticket and opens his wallet, which surprise surprise also contained a police badge..

Seriously. Be suspicious of everyone you talk to. especially if you don’t know them. even if you used to talk to them but fell off for a few years. don’t give out any information that could put others at risk

are there any good alternatives to tumblr?

a lobotomy

Hanging out with crackheads under a bridge

the salem bitch trials

goody proctor is the nastiest skank bitch i’ve ever met

wouldst thou like to live deliciously? haha I jest! lest…?

Americans be

shart

in the local walmart