Quotes that should have never been uttered

One porno specifically. It’s on xvideos, titled “Sexy Teacher’s Assistant” (no judging). I only watched the first 5 seconds, but that’s all I needed because look at this shit:

So this is presumably the teacher who is being assisted. Go figure. But do you see what’s wrong here?

He has a DILDO. On his DESK.

WHY?

YOU’RE A TEACHER DAMMIT

WHY DO YOU HAVE A DILDO. ON. YOUR. DESK.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL:

The student SHOWS UP, and he PUTS IT AWAY.

The dildo is therefore NOT A NORMAL THING in this fictional world.

So

to recap:

Teacher has a dildo on his desk.

Dildo is not a normal thing to have on teacher’s desk.

Teacher knows his desk dildo is not normal.

SO WHY IS IT THERE

WHAT DOES HE USE IT FOR

Friend 1: "They underestimate our fapping capacity."

Friend 1: "What's the punishment for beastiality in MA?"