The Better Kirkland Brother

*picks him right up and spins him* HOW HAVE YOU BEEN AMIGO?!

*chuckles and holds onto him* PRETTY GOOD!! And what about you, my friend?

I’m happy cause you’re back!

*laughs* aw thats cute! im glad that ive made you happy!

Where have you been?

*he looks around and he thinks before answering* ive been… around *smiles a bit and shrugs*

So mysterious… so chic and sexy

*snorts, a blush coming across his cheeks* if thats how you want it to be

Aww you’re still so cute *pinches cheek*

*whines softly and bats his hand away softly* i am not!!

The cutest!

Nuh uh! Im a sexy fuckin' beast, ye hear?

*picks him right up and spins him* HOW HAVE YOU BEEN AMIGO?!

*chuckles and holds onto him* PRETTY GOOD!! And what about you, my friend?

I’m happy cause you’re back!

*laughs* aw thats cute! im glad that ive made you happy!

Where have you been?

*he looks around and he thinks before answering* ive been… around *smiles a bit and shrugs*

So mysterious… so chic and sexy

*snorts, a blush coming across his cheeks* if thats how you want it to be

Aww you’re still so cute *pinches cheek*

*whines softly and bats his hand away softly* i am not!!

*picks him right up and spins him* HOW HAVE YOU BEEN AMIGO?!

*chuckles and holds onto him* PRETTY GOOD!! And what about you, my friend?

I’m happy cause you’re back!

*laughs* aw thats cute! im glad that ive made you happy!

Where have you been?

*he looks around and he thinks before answering* ive been… around *smiles a bit and shrugs*

So mysterious… so chic and sexy

*snorts, a blush coming across his cheeks* if thats how you want it to be

*picks him right up and spins him* HOW HAVE YOU BEEN AMIGO?!

*chuckles and holds onto him* PRETTY GOOD!! And what about you, my friend?

I’m happy cause you’re back!

*laughs* aw thats cute! im glad that ive made you happy!

Where have you been?

*he looks around and he thinks before answering* ive been... around *smiles a bit and shrugs*

*picks him right up and spins him* HOW HAVE YOU BEEN AMIGO?!

*chuckles and holds onto him* PRETTY GOOD!! And what about you, my friend?

I’m happy cause you’re back!

*laughs* aw thats cute! im glad that ive made you happy!

*picks him right up and spins him* HOW HAVE YOU BEEN AMIGO?!

*chuckles and holds onto him* PRETTY GOOD!! And what about you, my friend?

Just shove a ground up pile of clovers up my entire asshole.

This is not true, ye all hear? Not true.

@irelands-blog