Advice to the Wise from the Stupid

Let’s stop asking poor people to chip in a little of what they have so we can pull it together to pay for what the rich have destroyed in their quest to be rich.

This just reminds me too much of my middle child of a middle child of a middle child adopted... #rookitoburrito

In physics the fattest person on Earth is the most attractive.

One day soon there will probably be a “yo mama so old” joke that ends in something like “she grew up without the Internet” and it will be devastating

I am still rocking the “Ya Mama so old she used computers that took up the whole room.”

Can we start with something a little more poignant and doable. Can we describe each other by something other than the color of our skin? When will it be enough to be the tall one. The skinny one. the short one. the purple one......wait that’s a color. Yeah but until we teach our children, until we correct the wrong, until we supplant hate with love racism still be strong. Be bold humanity!! ONE RACE. Humans.

How are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck.

I mean isn’t this why I became a teacher. To help raise the next generations of adults to rule the world!!

You are the Alpha and Omega O Lord!

Life is the most difficult exam. Many people fail because they try to copy others - not realizing that everyone has a different question paper. ©

Maybe there would be sour patch adults if we quit eating all their kids…

Maybe the company should patent and google the name and make some of us pour shcmucks a decently priced sugar-free alternative