Rule 34 galore

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ^^

I met Taylor Swift recently, my name is Amethyst Amelia Kelly and this is my M&G story. I met her August 5th this year and it was treacherously horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time swiffer that day. I walked into the $989 VIP PACKAGE FRONT ROW of her 1989 Tour and one of her team saw my costume so they invited me backstage. When I saw her, I say hello and she replies with “what is that on your shirt?” and I said “This sick beat! Do you like it? I personalized it.” then she said “No. That is not in my merchandise. Did you know I trademark that? Remove that cheap shirt, it makes you look fat!” And I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her and asked to do my pose she stared at me blank faced. I continued talking “you saved my life” I say. “You’re the reason I’m alive today”. She looks me dead in the eye and says “i’m suing you, fatty” and then whispered “see you in court obesity”. I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and Karlie Closs was in the room and she said “Stop it, Taylor. Stop it now!” and Taylor screamed “Didn’t you see that fatty???! She violated the law! I specifically trademarked This Sick Beat,™ and she fucking used it without my permission!!” then she flicked my vagina. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the dresser and that’s when Taylor started going hysterical in her boudoir and was speaking whale and screaming hateful words like “fatty you wish you had my Grammy”, “go to Law school you fat fuck”. I still can’t believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren’t true but Taylor Swift is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don’t believe me ask Curtis he was there with me.

Cosplayer: Luna Lanie