Random Thoughts Diary

Pulling a muscle under your armpit is probably the worst feeling in the world. Jus sayin

Why is taking care of myself so hard?

Why is it that the only stars left in the sky are from planes and helicopters flying way up high

I have been back at university for 3 weeks and have endured way too much socialization to feel contempt with my life

Life is like a box of chocolates because everything you enjoy makes you fat or break out with acne.

Dogs are the only kind of people that I like

The biggest lie I ever told myself was that I was going to keep my room clean after a long day of tidying up

Okay but is anyone else literally always hungry??

PSA. If I do not know how to pronounce your ethnic ass name. Please do not be offended. It is not my fault that my parents conceived me on a piece of white bread. This tongue knows no flavour

Hair is so weird when you think about it...

Any other girl just find random crumbs in their bra?