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NORMIE NIGHT!!! 👯‍♂️

🕯️Happy Halloween!🕯️

Here is my Jungian-eqsue hot take on some supernatural creatures and how they represent different facets of humanity:

Werewolf:

i bet these guys are THE Chillest, most unbothered mfers —when its not their time of the month. It must be so cathartic being able to go unrestrainedly feral every so often. But DO NOT talk to them about "accountability". "I didnt mean to shred your limited edition funko pop collection! You know how I get during the full moon! Why are you blaming me? Its beyond my control! Its actually YOUR fault for not giving me a safe space!" But it's okay! They're not always like this... Through thick and thin.

Vampire:

Theres something to be said about a parasitic class—, I mean, species that is sustained and kept powerful only by the life force of another, and how every culture has a monster of this ilk. You toil in the fields under the scorching sun while the Vampires get to be beautiful sexy gorgeous and all they do is sulk in their gothic mansions and enjoy a jugular juice box every now and again. And you thought all you had to lose were your chains? Watch your RBC count.

Zombie:

Brains! Brains! Brains! Must. consume. (After)Life is hard enough when your skin and bones are falling off, how can you expect a simple powerless zombie to be bothered about the ethical ramifications of constant overconsumption resulting in overproduction that in turn results in the accelerated destruction of the ecosystem? No time for critical thinking, mindless consumption only! Brains. In mouth. Now!