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you have to give the character sexual trauma. so that the character can whisper about all the evil ways they were touched on and abused to their partner while jerking them off. and their partner cries when they cum. you have to do this

you sound really crazy right now. probably because you were molested as a child <-best things to say in an argument if you want to deescalate it

everytime i make mutuals with a dersecest artist i get so happy i love you guys together not only are we family we are strong

family you say 😏

main goal of modern aus is preserving all of the rape abuse and toxicity but pasting it into like an ihop setting.

do you wanna come over n play "strange overly protective family members that kiss"?

Dirk and a!Dave sleeping in the same bed together. It's not too clingy at first; Dirk and a!Dave keep a respectable distance of a couple inches between them. At some point in the middle of the night, Dirk hears a!Dave say a groggy "c'mere", before pulling Dirk into being a little spoon. Dirk freezes at first; he isn't even sure if a!Dave is awake or just clinging onto him in the middle of some dream. But a!Dave's arms are warm and his hands are holding onto Dirk's forearms and his face is right in Dirk's hair and Dirk is being held like he's tiny even though he's taller and heavier than a!Dave. Dirk wants to stay awake to cherish every second of the contact, but he ends up dozing off from how comfortable he is.