a man for flowers

*laurent voice* in th e name of the moon thou art a fuckboy

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY

happy birthday you gay fuckboy

I’m straight?

Ooh look, fuck boy

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY

happy birthday you gay fuckboy

I'm straight?

just pretend im on my laurent blog: hppy birthday inigo nya

[please step on me

i do not appreciate this

i figured id make your text post More accurate

-_

neverbeensomanhandled geromy you look so good ;’)

minervykins away

Inigo was puzzled. Why were his noodles so flaccid? He followed the instructions on the packaging exactly. Why were they so flaccid? Why, Inigo wondered, as he gripped the firm noodles with his bare hands. They were so flaccid.

My Chex Mix had gotten stale.

Things took a turn for the worse.

I was done for.