"Ukulele's Super Punk"~Tyler Joseph

So I’m on my bus minding my own shenanigans and I start to listen to the conversation behind me from these two 1st graders. Suddenly the guy turns to one of the girls and is like

“I know where you were born” and me with my first thoughts is like,

‘Awe I remember telling people where I was born and where I came from” and freaking next he said,

“ON THE HIGHWAY BECAUSE THAT IS WERE ALL THE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN” (damn son we god a badass over here) And she simply responds with,

“We’re twins so aren’t you an accident too?” And the kids in the seat in front of me just whip around and start going nuts from the comeback.

yesterday i had gym off at my school and so i decided to dress up a bit.....

i wore heeled boots, black leggings under short cut off jean shorts, and a red flowery loose crop top (keep in mind i do have a bit of a pudgy stomach)  and I walked past 5 of the most annoying guys in my grade and one of them fucking decided it was a good idea to look me up and down and say “Damn, guys look” while poking the others. He never stopped staring at me as I walked by.

So first off, happy holidays you awesome people who never leave your houses

And second, I got new speakers for Christmas

And right now I’m alone in my house

With the speakers

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finals, aka A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH THAT WILL ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DESTROY ME, are coming up........

HOW DOES THAT WORK??