Die Schreiberin

Found out that the dickhead (affectionate) has figured out that the food is in the utility room cupboard. He has figured out how to hook his claws into the door, pry it open, and get into the fucking cupboard at night, where he then shoves his head in the bag and eats as much as he wants.

FUN FACT:

So you know how the Wilhelm Scream is in a ton of films as a soundtrack in-joke? It was popularized by Ben Burtt, who was a sound editor on a ton of ton of Lucas films, like all the Star Wars and Indiana Jones films.

“Aw, you know, they expected we’d kill each other. It’s a long way to Tau Ceti.”

“Long way to Erid now. No kill me, please! - Is joke. Am too strong for you.”

“Heh. Yeah you are. Don’t wanna kill you, anyway. I’m - really glad you’re here.”

“Glad too. Mm. Need word.”

“For?”

“Gives good feeling.”

“Like. You like it.”

“Rocky like Grace.”

“Oh. Oh, I like you too, Rock.”

***

“Grace is tired.”

“'m ok, bud. Wanna do a couple more calculations now we’re past the asteroid belt, make sure Mary has our new trajectory nailed down.”

“Ship puts nails in flight path, question?”

“Earth saying.”

“Grace is yawning. All teeth, open throat, look scary. Many times now. Math will be wrong.”

“Yeah, fine, maybe I am tired. What about a movie before bed? You, me, laptop?”

“Watch Atlantis with explorer Thatch.”

“Third time! You really like that one.”

“Is good movie...Grace say ‘like’ for self and for movie. Is too soft word. Need stronger one.”

“Ah. Um. Stronger?”

“Feeling stronger for person. Grace is important.”

“R-respect? Person you take seriously.”

“Rocky feel respect for Grace. Come rest, give respect to brain.”

“Ha. Well. I respect you too, um, a lot, really.”

“Is very good. Show Milo Thatch go on adventure, find friend, get brave.”

***

“Exosuit will be finished soon. Then I can help you like Earth crew would. Help you get better.”

“You help me plenty. I'm just mopey. Um. Homesick, not actually sick. Not your fault.”

“Is actually sick. Thinking machine says humans social animals, need pack, get sick like this when they are not touched. You need hugs and cuddles. Exosuit will make me better crewmate.”

“You’ve always been the best crewmate. You know, I respected my crew, and I guess they respected me, but I never felt I belonged with them. I remember that now. I liked them, but I was lonely with them. Not like with you. ”

“Respect does not mean belonging, question?”

“No – um, no, not really. Means you give weight to what they say, who they are.”

“You don’t have weight. You are light like hatchling.”

“No, that’s – Hey.”

“Teasing you.”

“Yeah, got that. I’m a hatchling?”

“I could lift you, one hand, easy. You are baby. Need new word.”

“For?”

“Person you feel strongly for. More than respect. Belong together. Good to travel a long time together. Still know they are kind when they tease. Feel better with them near.”

“That’s – that’s trust. That’s – yeah.”

“Yes, Rocky trust Grace.”

“Thank you. Um.”

“Finish this exosuit, pick you up in one hand, okay. Show you are baby.”

“Fine. Fine, I trust you too. You finish that thing and you can throw me around all you want.”

***

“So. You like your house?”

“Oh, my God, Rocky. This – this is incredible.”

“The door is good?”

“I really like the door, bud.”

“The bed is too soft?”

“No, it’s great. I know it’s not how you guys sleep, not firm enough to perch properly on, but soft is heaven for sleepy humans.”

“Good, good. Come in here. Surprise! Sprouts from the ship growing in the ‘sunroom.’ Shaped like the don’t go crazy room, huh? But the plants are real this time, see?”

“God, they’re real. This is real. This is – tell Adrian, tell everyone, top-notch human habitat. Incredible choices. You even brought Armando.”

“Good good good. We worried – you might not feel at home here.”

“You really were worried, huh? C’mere, fist bump. Of course I feel at home. Nobody ever worked this hard to set up a habitat for me. Man, and I used to wish Earth hadn’t trusted me so much. Never ever thought I’d make it like this. If five-year-old Grace could see me now! I live in space in a space house and my best friends are space aliens!”

“You are our best alien friend. But you say trust. Earth ‘trusted’ you?”

“Crazy, isn’t it?”

“But they sent you away. They can ‘trust’ and still force you to go?”

“Yeah. Yeah, if the job needs doing.”

“Mm. Hate that. Need a word.”

“What kind of word?”

“Something more than trust. Would not send you away. Would keep you close as long as you are happy. Would feel what you feel – would feel everything together.”

“Love. That’s – love.”

“Rocky love Grace.”

“Oh. O-oh.”

“Love, love, love Grace. Grace – you are crying? You are okay?”

“I’m good, Rock. I’m so good.”

“Love you. Always love. Could hug if you would sit down. Too soft to hug standing – will knock you over. No stronger than a hatchling. Yes, good, thank you. Hugs make you cry more?”

“Make me this happy, pal, that’s just how it goes. I’m going to sit here and cry on your shiny little exosuit, and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

“Could pick you up with one hand.”

“But you won’t. You’ll let me cry all over you. Because you love me.”

“Leaky human.”

#it’s love. it’s always love

Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

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K

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do you ever think about how much of the original trilogy artoo spent silently watching the drama go down with popcorn

FUN FACT: back in my formative years I watched the Iron Man (2008) and became obsessed with the idea of becoming an engineer.

Now, years later, you guessed it - I’m an engineer in microelectronics, writing my phd thesis.

Thank you, Tony Stark, you are forever my favourite baby girl ever, never mind all of your faults and flaws.

They're eepy :]

With filters (since my laptop colors always look way less saturated when I transfer to my phone 😭 I like them both this time so)