( soldier on. )

This is probably why you have no other friends.

I have at least- three other friends.

Because I’m pregnant. Bitch, did you think I’d just put on weight?

I didn’t even notice, to be honest. Who’s the father?

I said I was looking for you.

What for?

I told you to pay attention to me, you dummy.

You have my full attention- until the waiter gets here, because I’m starving.

“Well, if you’re willing to take the risk. Let’s call the waitress?”

“Sounds perfect.”

“We could talk to them, and ask who’s paying them to trick us”

“That sounds like a better idea than letting this go on.”

Shut it, kid.

Never.

Good. If I’m not drinking, no one is.

Why aren’t you drinking?

I’m only teasing. But you still look hot but you look beautiful too, Sade.

Now you’re just flattering me.

If you order alcohol in front of me, I’m going to dump it on your head.

It’s Monday night, Cor. I have work tomorrow morning, I’m not drinking.

“That pie won’t go well with the latte, I’ve tried already”

“Nice try, Gilbert. I’m stealing some anyway.”

“Maybe they are all actors, I’ll talk with Jeremy and see if anything weird happened to him as well”

“Good idea. I hope they give it up soon, ‘cause this is weird.”

“You won’t regret it, I swear. Order that, and I’ll have ice tea and lemon pie”

“Sounds perfect. You’re definitely sharing that lemon pie, by the way.”

More like you’re only drinking buddy…

Oh, as if you have so many other friends.

“Your sister? You’re joking, right? Hey, what if someone is trying to prank us?”

“I wish. Pretty extensive prank, don’t you think? I mean, some other dude who thought he knew me looked like I’d kicked him in the nuts when I said I didn’t.”

“Once you take a sip from it, you’ll see what I’m talking about. You should also order a piece the hazelnut cake. It’s divine”

“I guess I’ll have to see for myself.”

Yeah… Needless to say it’s also a lot of paperwork and long nights ahead. I just hope it doesn’t happen again.

You and me both. I’d hate to lose my favorite drinking buddy.