Edgy Shit

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT4oePp11jk)

Let me take a hot minute here to talk about 'inspirational sayings' okay? I get that some quotes are chill and actually do have a nice moral or meaning behind them. I'm talking about the bitches that go out of their way to search and post little blurbs like, "She believed she could... so she did."  That's just fucking logic. I get that it's supposed to be motivational like, if you think you can do something, cool, do it, but this shit isn't even poetic. It's just saying that she thought she could, and it turns out she can. Yay for you!

Then there's these dumbass couple quotes right? Shit like, 'When I text you, I miss you. When I don't text you, I'm waiting for you to miss me.' Seriously? I'm not a fucking mind reader, if you want me to know something, just fucking tell me!

Waiter: Would you like a table, sir?

Me: No, I came to eat on the floor, carpet for two, please.

He Actually lead my girlfriend and I to the lounge area and sat us down on the floor.