Somebody?

happy “the great gatsby is now in the public domain” day to all who celebrate

LET THE SLASH COMMENCE!

I'm gonna figure it out hold on

PFFFHHHBTBBHT

I'm 90% sure that there's just one change. it's in one of the later chapters. a straight, undeniable change to the canon. I'm absolutely baffled

yes okay this is word for word accurate to the book aside from ONE paragraph and it hit me like a TRUCK

growing up is realizing that oats and grains are sustenance

What do you mean

ok.

touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i'm glad it's reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??