use you

I’ll put my music on shuffle and be pissed if I don’t get the right song

Plot twist: I have no idea what the right song is, but will know it when I hear it.

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

i’m in your walls eating the wood faster than the termites and giving them self esteem issues

… it’s 2020 and I’m still on tumblr