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kill the cop inside your brain by thinking about fentanyl

The police are brave enforcers of the law which God commands us to obey. If you have a cop inside your head that is a good thing. It means you have morals. Don’t let these Satanists destroy that with hellish substances.

This is idolatry. Only God should be inside your head. If you have a "cop" inside your head, that is a demon. Attend mass, heretic.

i killed god with fentanyl

Aaaand scene! Good work everyone!

We should let praying mantises and other bugs play on ipad

people really get on this site and say anything

Are you mad at me

bisexuals see the word bisexual and are filled with an overwhelming need to hit the reblog button

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

100% TRUE

Pro tip: If you copy and paste a link that said “no free articles” into a private/incognito browser, it will let you read the whole thing.

also if u press the “esc” (escape) key on ur laptop before the page fully loads, it won’t load any pop-ups blocking u from reading. if the article has images, then this method sometimes does not u see them. but! the words will be fine :)

If the site is particularly badly designed, you might just be able to delete the overlay itself. Right click > Inspect element and delete the line of HTML (it’ll be highlighted automatically)

hey kids there is a website called outline.com that will let you read from pretty much any news site with a paywall for free

All of these resources are incredible but don’t forget how fucked it is that we have to do this.

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

This is where we are, folks. We’ve come to the point where they’re demanding that children carry all of their school supplies in hand so that they don’t have to do anything about the gun violence problem in this shithole of a country.

I love malicious compliance

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tested positive for needing a kiss

bitches whose music taste is "whatever sounds good" will be like "i'm really into this band" because they liked more than 1 of their songs

if i was a frog and you were a frog would you let me be a guest on your lily pad yes or no

is this the frog equivalent of asking someone to be on your podcast