20's

Get you a woman that treats liquors and wines like mixers and mixers like boize

White girl wasted isn't an option it's a requirement

Game show where it's just women trying to survive a month of drinking like aunt sandra

MIL the keeps you wasted for her son. MIL that ensures you're never not *at least* tipsy. You're never without alcohol in one one hand. A glass of wine her, a shot of tequila there. Days, months, years go by. You wake up everyday, no idea when it where you are. You fall over constantly. Injuries bruising, bites, bleeding atmre normal. At some point your mil books a cruise you're sok wasted she has to use a wheelchair to get you on board. Meanwhile you're sitting there, water bottle of tequila in hand. Head rolling back, as noring

Mommy that feeds her daughter vodka from morning till night. Keeping her fat, drunk, jiggling with every step. Falling against every wall. Collapsing on the floor and crawling to the next bottle

The sound of empty glass bottles clinking turns me on more than it should. The sound of a cork being popped gets me soaked in an instant. Wandering around aimlessly l, head lolling, eventually collapsing is so fuck hot