dancing through life

#this movie’s entire vibe is #‘drunk girls in a bathroom telling you that you’re pretty’ #but with a lot more murder and violence and thievery #and a goddamn hyena named bruce (@rob-anybody)

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

Not saying we should hit people but like clearly this is working

New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????

OP, I am so sorry

someone on twitter took dirt from a graveyard to curse people who didn’t like their favorite minecraft streamer. i wish i was making this up

​this is amazing twitter is finally catching up with season 3 of tumblr with the “graverobbing witches” arc

Imagine choosing “we should stop caring about poor people” as the hill you’re willing to die on. IN FRONT OF THE POPE.

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

This is really, really clever.

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

amelia earhart disappeared because she crashed her plane while me and her were smoking a fat blunt in the cockpit it’s true