Oriental Hipster Grandma

lemme tell ya somethin’, new york is da greatest fuckin’ city in da world. my city. i was a kid in dese streets, i stahted in da fuckin’ gutta, and i made it to da top.

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

*cartoon sleeping noises* snnnnork mimimimimi

I like ginger ale. Light carbonation and flavor… it’s a neat little drink lol

tea

no, ginger ale.

no the post is tea

it’s about ginger ale

Must be an important raccoon.

Someone didn’t do their transformation spell right

walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I wasn’t scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

It doesn’t feel like any single person created this video it just materialized on its own

// the techpriest dating experience

the digimon movie is really good

if I could only watch one movie for the rest of my life, it would be this