Doink the clown on Heartbreak Hotel 🤡 (WWF Superstars 10-22-94)

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Doink the clown on Heartbreak Hotel 🤡 (WWF Superstars 10-22-94)

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ROCK YOUR BODY!
Synopsis. First time he learns about a matíng press = first time he loses his mind.
Pairings. [SEPARATE] Gojo x Reader, Ino x Reader, Sukuna x Reader, Choso x Reader, Geto x Reader, Nanami x Reader, Toji x Reader
Content. MDNI, fem!reader, matíng presses, PÚSSYDRÚNK men, manhandIing, stopping you from running, p talking, spítting, chokíng, new positions, true form Sukuna, DP, tummy buIges, making it fit, cervíx kíssing, they’re FÉRAL, marathons, ínappropriate use of jujutsu, GOJO’S POWERS, creampíes, cúmplay, mentions of kids, pet names, swéaring.
A/N. C’mon c’mon rock that body-
♡ TOJI FUSHIGURO - DlLF Tactics
“T-Toji—”
You’re sobbing out brokenly- and what does your boyfriend do? He’s merely leaning his beefy body over to lick up the salty wetness of your tears, groaning. “I know.” Tone guttural. “I know, mama.” Gone.
You were no match for him - and he was no match for this damn new position Shiu had just-so-happened to mention today. He’d laughed at the man then, something about a mating…oh.
Toji wasn’t laughing now.
One of his calloused hands claw down your front, “You’re-” And all it takes is one push for your poor core to pour out wads of his seed, gushing ivory syrup straight down to Toji’s hilt. “-reeeeeal full, aren’tcha, doll?”
And your thighs stick uselessly to his shoulders, where he’d thrown them over hours ago and kept them there. Where you thought he’d get over this little obsession after one round. Maybe two. Maybe three-
Toji grins, “But you’re gonna take it for me one more time, mhm?”
Shawn Michaels makes his entrance for an interview with Stone Cold. Raw is War May 26, 1997
Shawn Michaels enters the ring to make a blockbuster announcement. Raw is War July 21, 1997
Shawn Michaels announces that he will be the special guest referee for the WWF Championship match between Bret Hart and The Undertaker. Raw is War July 21, 1997

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Mrs. Dillinger's Special Privileges. Julian Dillinger x wife!reader. ‼️: 18+. 1.6k words. SMUT. with plot. p in v. desk sex. dom!Julian. Julian has a praise kink. teasing. a/n: it's been sooo long since i wrote smut.. but here's a julian dillinger smut. 😋 sorry for being inactive and i also apologize for any grammatical errors that I'm not aware of. English is not my first language. • summary: julian designs a new high-tech bodysuit and asks his wife to model it for him. the "work favor" did not end professionally.
Julian sat at his desk, and holographic screens floated over his desk. He had been enthusiastically designing a new bodysuit design for his programs.
The thought of seeing it on his programs isn't the one that excited him. What trully thrilled him was to see his wife model it for him. He wants to see it on you. He has the most perfect model, one no competitor could ever top. You, his wife, his perfect muse. He always brags about it, how he has a muse and his competitors don't. Some do, but he believes that they're nothing matched to The Mrs. Dillinger.
Goldust bullies Shawn 😭
I know that pure ❄️ was hittin .
This match is a fever dream I swear
tojis shy wife asking him if they can have a baby ♡
a/n: this is such a boring fic but whatever idc
youve been following him around the house for almost an hour.
soft little footsteps behind him while he moves from room to room, arms sneaking around his waist the second he stops moving long enough, cheek pressing between his shoulder blades while hes trying to do literally anything.
toji notices immediately.
hed noticed every extra second youve spent touching him today, every shy look, every time you open your mouth like youre gonna say something and then dont.
right now hes standing at the kitchen counter trying to pour himself a drink while you cling to his back like a sleepy cat, arms wrapped around his middle.
his hand settles over yours automatically.
"…you need somethin?" he mutters.
you shake your head against him.
"yeah?" he says, rough and unconvinced. "baby. then why you stuck t'me like glue?"
your grip tightens a little at that, face warming instantly when he glances back over his shoulder at you. you just go quiet again.
he sighs softly through his nose, setting the glass down before turning around fully, hands landing on your waist as he looks down at you properly.
"cmon," he mutters. "spit it out."
you hesitate so long he almost thinks you changed your mind, eyes dropping away from his while your fingers curl into the front of his shirt.
"…dont get mad" you mumble
his brows pull together immediately. "the hell would I get mad for?"
you dont answer, just stand there all shy and sweet, practically folded into his chest, and he can physically see you trying to work up the courage to say whatevers been sitting in your head.
"…can we have a baby?"
toji goes quiet, the question catches him off guard harder than he expected. his hands stay warm on your waist while he looks down at you, brows pulling together slightly as he thinks about it, thumb rubbing slow against your side without him realizing.
"..baby." he mutters after a second, voice gentler now. "thats a real big question."
you immediately look nervous after that, eyes dropping away while your fingers twist lightly in his shirt.
"..i know.." you say quietly.
the way you say it all shy and careful, like youre worried he will shut you down completely, like youve been holding this in your chest all night.
then you look back up at him with big eyes, a soft expression on your face. hopeful in that sweet little way that always gets him. toji exhales hard through his nose, one hand sliding from your waist up your back before he pulls you closer against him.
"…cmere," he mutters, almost like hes buying himself time.
you melt right into him immediately, arms tightening around his middle, and he rests his chin briefly against the top of your head while he thinks.
"…maybe." he says finally, low and rough.
your whole face brightens so fast it nearly makes him laugh. "maybe?" you ask softly. he glances down at you, already losing the fight seeing that look on your face.
"…yea." he mutters, thumb brushing along your waist. "maybe, sweet girl."
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i love me a shy reader x toji this is so good ngh

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Thirst Trap of the day: Shawn Michaels know he's sweating hot (and pretty damsel!)
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Happy Thirsty Thursday, Shawn Michaels said check out his cunty face!
Saturday Night's Main Event 1992
Let me in your hotel room Shawn. I promise I will only do and say normal things. You totally would not want to have me institutionalized. I would never crawl across the floor on my hands and knees begging you to spit in my mouth and slap me in the face. 🤭 🤭 🤭
Happy Birthday Mr America
1,581 words || Fluff, Spoilers for Season 4 Episode 4, Hurt/Comfort, GN Reader, Doctor Reader, Childhood Trauma, Parent & Child Relationship, Parent & Child Attachment, Codependency, Platonic Love, Birthday, July 4th ||
Previous Tawny fics: When You Loved Me, Home Is Where His Heart Is, They Took My Sunshine Away, Take Me Out to the Ball Game & The First Christmas
Tawny is used to mean parent, as reader is GN.
Thank you to @savouryair for the date - it is from Miss Congeniality.
This is also unbeta'd so we are dying like kings
New York.
A city you never thought you'd see again.
Yet here you are, nervously navigating the concrete jungle while tightly clutching a cake tin and a large bag. It's not just the masses of people that has you feeling all jittery, it's the destination as well.
Surely there's no one there who'll remember you.
Taking a deep breath in and out, you push open the glass door. It's quieter than you expected, something that does catch you off guard and it seems your plan to slip in unnoticed might be compromised yet you anxiously shuffle towards the elevators, aware of the camera.
Despite your growing insecurity, you remain undeterred.
Today is a special day.
And you're going to do everything in your power to celebrate.
Luckily, everyone around you is absorbed in their own little world, managing to ignore you even though you look incredibly out of place against the sterile backdrop and you even manage to get into an elevator right before it closes, nudging your way to the back but not before pressing what you hope is the right button.
Closing your eyes, you try to steady your heartbeat; you know he'll be able to hear you coming, that he can pick out your heartbeat from a crowd of millions but, given what today is, you feel that the added stress might help you to surprise him.
The elevators climb the floors and its passengers get off, leaving you alone with a redheaded woman in a sharp suit looking irritated and nervous. Striking up conversation with her is clearly a very bad idea, especially as she appears to be someone important, but you need to ask to find out where you're meant to be going.
"Excuse me," you say kindly, grabbing her attention and watching her brows knit as she takes in your homely appearance.
"You shouldn't be here," comes her response, a little sharp.
"I'm here to see Homelander," you say gently, albeit with a little bit of assertiveness. "Where do I find him?"
The redhead huffs. "You're here to see Homelander. Right. Like I'm going to let you just waltz in and see him. Don't you know what today is?"
"I do, it's why I'm here," your tone is cordial. "So I will ask again. Where do I find him?"
"Like I'm going to tell you," she snaps.
You sigh very deeply; you're not in the mood for all this. It's taken you days to work up the courage to even come to New York, let alone stand in the elevator in the building of the very company who fired you.
But nothing is going to stop you from celebrating.
"I have come a long way to see Homelander," you explain. "And I would like to see him. So, I will ask one more time, where do I find him?"
Before she can respond, her phone rings and you watch as she fishes it out of pocket, only to hold it for a few seconds which is just enough time for you to see whose calling. Her face drops, the look of dread quickly covers her features and she glances at you just as the elevator doors open.
"His penthouse is the third door on the left. He's not here though."
"That's quite alright, thank you," you smile.
While John is away, you decide to set up the surprise.
Venturing out into the corridor and asking for a ladder isn't something that you can just easily do, you're already aware that you may have attracted unwanted attention by even being here. So you resign to hanging up the banner and balloons in places that are easy to reach.
But walking around John's penthouse makes you sad, even a little tearful. It's so American, so patriotic, so Homelander, so…. soulless. Nothing here has been chosen by John, that much is obvious. No, this is all Vought and their idea of who John should be, what he should stand for.
Even the pictures on his bedside tables are of historical figures; there's none of him and Ryan.
“The things we did. Oh John, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry."
The words replay in your mind as you continue to set up the surprise, trying to make everything look perfect for when he returns home. There's a little thought wiggling away in the back of your mind that John might head to your home after the event looking for you, only to be disappointed when you're not there.
And that hurts more than anything.
You'd die before you ever disappointed your son.
July 4th.
The Birthday of America and Homelander.
At least, that's the lie that Vought sells.
It's the pageantry that gets to him the most - how he has to perform on a stage in front of millions, smiling and pretending to enjoy his day when it means absolutely nothing to him. It's not his birthday, he doesn't even have a birthday.
With the televised event finally over, he flies straight to his penthouse. He's far too angry to fly to your house and he'd hate himself, (more than he already does), if he unleashed all the uncontrollable anger coursing through his veins like blood. When he reaches the launchpad, he can tell that something's off.
The curtains are closed; no doubt to disguise a pathetic surprise party that the Seven have been forced to throw for him. Taking a deep breath in and out, he mentally prepares himself for the ultimate disappointment, the fake smile at the ready as he pushes the door open and pulls back the curtain.
Then the lights flicker on.
"Happy Birthday, John."
He blinks once, then twice, then a third time, trying to determine whether or not your mirage conjured up by all the stress weighing heavy on his shoulders. It's a wonder that he didn't sense you.
"Tawny?"
You smile and nod, barely taking a step before his arms are around you. You're the greatest sight for his incredibly sore eyes, your presence being the only thing in the world that makes the end of this day tolerable. He sniffs, not bothering to hold back his tears as he clings to you.
"I knew you wouldn't have time to come and see me," you say gently. "So I thought I'd come and see you. It's a special day after all."
His heart hurts - he knows how difficult this journey was for you, how worried you would have been to be even within an inch of Vought yet, against your better judgment, you endured it all just to come and see him on this day.
On his birthday.
Because he's your son and you love him.
"I'm sorry I didn't call ahead, I wanted it to be a surprise."
It certainly is.
Eventually he pulls away and takes in his surroundings; the banner, the balloons, the homemade cake sitting on his coffee table with candles waiting to be lit and the multiple perfectly wrapped presents, along with a few gift bags. His eyes fall upon the stake of cards next to the cake; he thought he'd opened all his fan mail earlier, but it seems more has arrived.
"More fan mail," he sighs deeply, vaguely gestures to the pile. "I'll get it out the way."
"Oh, that's not from your fans," you explain. "They're from me."
He looks down at you with confusion. "But… why so many?"
"Well," you swallow the lump in your throat. "Because I wrote you a birthday card every year but I never had the courage to send them. But now you have them all. You don't have to open them all now, we can save some for your actual birthday."
"My… what?" His brows furrow, his eyes still glassy from tears as the words hesitantly leave his lips. "I… I have a birthday?"
"Of course you do. John, you didn't just spawn. You were born at 3:57 am, on Saturday April 25th 1981."
But…" His head hurts, trying to comprehend what you're saying. "They said that I lasered my way out, that I killed people…"
"I wasn't present but I know about the circumstances of your birth, at least, I know Barbara's version," you say curtly, barely hiding your contempt for the woman before continuing with that comforting nurturing tone. "You were a newborn baby. Sometimes, babies go through distress and that's what happened to you, your powers just exacerbated everything. But that doesn't mean you weren't born."
"If you weren't there," he tries to rationalise it all. "How do you know? How can you be sure?"
It's almost slow motion the way you move, reaching into one of the gift bags and pulling out an envelope, handing it over to him. Shaking, he opens it, removing a piece of folding paper and opening it, his eyes wide.
"I found your birth certificate and managed to take a copy without anyone finding out, at least, I don't think Vought know I have it. I've kept it all these years."
"I…" He looks back at you, his lower lip trembling while fresh tears well up in his eyes. "I have a birthday."
"You do," you tenderly cup his cheeks. "And when it's your birthday, we'll celebrate it properly."
Everything suddenly becomes too much and he's in your arms again, holding you as tightly as he can without crushing you, the full weight of the revelation almost forcing him to his knees.
He has a birthday.
He has you.
Can I make a request? Homelander falling for a reader who is completely unaware of it. Not because he's good at hiding it but because, they genuinely can't fathom the thought of someone being that intense with their feelings about THEM of all people👀 but their the only person who's genuinely kind to him.
I'm sooooo sorry this took so long
Love and Devotion
pairing | homelander x supe!reader
word count | 5.8k words
summary | homelander becomes increasingly obsessed with the new kind and unsuspecting supe, and fixates on her as his perfect match, believing she belongs to him. his possessiveness reaches new heights after discovering intimate details about her powers, pushing him to claim her as his own, regardless of her obliviousness to his feelings.
tags | canon homelander??? obsession, possessiveness, season 4 timeline, major fluff, tell me if you think it ooc homelander, lactating kink
a/n | first homelander fic, this was sooooo fun to write and yes I did rewatch season 4 for this
likes, comments, reblogs are always appreciated ✨
𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
You were perfect from the moment he laid eyes on you.

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y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement
y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement
People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.
People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement
going to the pharmacy with bakugou and the aim is just to grab two boxes of xl condoms but the five minute trip turns into twenty when he slaps the boxes on the counter but then you put down a new blush you wanna try, two lip balms, your multivitamins and a bag of chocolate for the car.
pointing to one of the lip balms, “ones for you so we can match.”
and he just laughs a huff out his nose.
when all the items get scanned through he nudges you and you pull out your phone to show your membership card so you can collect points. “i’m saving up my points for a new hairdryer.”
“how many do you need?” he hums, pulling out his wallet and licks his thumb to count his cash.
“about ten thousand.”
“how many do you have?”
“three hundred.”
he glances over at you, a raised eyebrow and cocked jaw. you can read him clearly, he thinks you’re being a little… optimistic. he hands three clean bank notes over to the cashier.
“thanks man.” he says to the cashier who looks at him with starry eyes. a dynamight fan you can only assume.
then to you, “i’ll just buy it for you. that’ll take you ages.”
he lets you take the bag of chocolate so you can nibble on some on the way and he grabs the two boxes of condoms, your blush, your multivitamins and the two lip balms in one hand.
“i just keep using them but i’m going to try. imagine a free hairdryer.”
takes your hand with his other hand and pulls you under his arm.
“it’s also free if i buy it for you. use your points for the condoms next time.”